Clairo Liberal

A disingenuous liberal, or a dino. Someone who makes every effort to appear as a liberal but shortly beyond the surface-level they are conservative. Clairo liberals can be seen wearing thrifted clothes, throwing bottles at usually black artists during concerts when they don't perform as well as they'd like, have at least one close friend that support really mucked up politicians or governments

Fannie Pilson is a clairo liberal who will be the first person since the start of her genealogical line to not have children. She can barely afford her $90k a year liberal arts school because her family has made no contributions to society to have high salaries and she's not accomplished enough to earn scholarships. Fannie Pilson, makes an effort to wear thrifted clothing, and visibly seem liberal, but her close friends are one connection away from insurrectionists. Fannie is a clairo liberal.

by 7inchgirths December 8, 2023

Liberal

Karens. Top not Karens.

“Im a liberal and if you dont where a mask im calling your manager.”

by jasonsproperty May 31, 2021

liberalism

the post-Bill Clinton mantra of the United States Democratic Party

Liberalism is supposed to be, imho, defined as morally bankrupt, socio-culturally perverted, historically inaccurate, genetically unpatriotic, psychologically manipulative, medically unfit, educationally failed, mentally hypocritical, professionally dysfunctional, religiously sinful, pathologically conniving, financially insolvent, legally criminal and, above all else, sexually amoral

by Sexydimma December 27, 2017

liberal

people that don’t know anything about politics unless they saw it on the news. if you are liberal you need major mental health

Katie: do you see that liberal

jack: oh yea the girl with the blue hair, they always have blue hair and she obviously likes girls 🤮gross
Katie: ur mom eats ass

by Notaliberalgaywad December 5, 2021

liberal

the biggest pussies, most sensitive, snowflakes, narrow minded, stubborn, arrogant, retarded people you will ever meet

“did you hear that guy? sounds like a liberal”

by inbfdybvokgd May 1, 2022

Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine

When 1 roommate plays 1968 by the turnpike troubadours literally hundreds of times on the guitar in the living room until it's stuck in the other roommate's head and then the second roommate sings the song in his room while the first roommate, who is working in the living room, shushes him.

Lloyd: "it's been a long time coming good to see you my old friend"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"

by levered_lloyd April 21, 2021

Chinese Liberal

Someone who wants to live in a communist state but rejects calling it communism. This person wants everyone else to be forced to do all the work and do no work themselves.

Jon is upset because he doesn't want to do anything and wants everyone else to be forced to pull their own weight. Jon is a chinese liberal.

by saralipsy November 29, 2023