Jennifer Lawrence

No definition can accurately explain the high awesomness levels the Jen emits. Some say when she was in the womb of her mother, God gave her acting lessons. Well if I were to really try to attempt explaining her....SHE IS THE MOST FREAKIN' PERFECT PERSON EVER SO BEAUTIFUL, HILARIOUS, TALENTED, AND OMFG DID I SAY HILARIOUS????? SHE IS SO AMAZING AT EVERYTHING AND I WANT TO MARRY HER LIKE EVERY OTHER PERSON ON THIS FREAKING PLANET. IF YOU DON'T LIKE HER THEN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DIE. VERY PAINFULLY. LIKE SO PAINFUL THAT YOUR BRAIN WILL TURN INTO MUTHA TRUCKIN' ICE CREAM. THAT WOULD HURT WOULDN'T IT? EXACTLY. JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS THE BEST PERSON EVER PERIOD.

Lawsbian 1: Have you seen Jennifer Lawrence's interview?
Lawsbian 2: YES I WANT TO MARRY HER LIKE I MARRIED MY WIFE THAT I DON'T HAVE BECAUSE I'M TO BUSY TRYING TO GET WITH JEN.

by JenniferLawver October 2, 2013

jennifer lawrencing

jennifer lawrencing means performing one's duty in a relationship, but failing at being responsible at everything else.

-Nicole Petallides flashes her body on the air, on Fox News. What else does she do?

-Nothing, dude, she's Jennifer Lawrencing it. Pussy; and nothing.

by addeps3 October 26, 2014

Lawrence

1. To be so totally drunk you are undoubtably blacked out, you are prone to slapping girls and making a fool of yourself. You must be walking with at least a four-step shuffle and hit almost every wall. Objects in the room you are in... such as chairs, couches, and other furnature will become an obsticle course that you will fail at miserably. If you have sex, can form sentances, or are able to even navigate your way to a place of proper sleeping arrangements... you are not lawrenced.

2. Lawrence was an alcoholic who died in his Las Vegas home after several years of drinking more than 2 liters of straight Skyy Vodka every day.

1. "Scott and Jeff were so lawrenced last night. Scott broke his jaw on the desk and Jeff bounced his head off the wall then hit the bean bag and rolled off... passing out on the floor."

2. God bless his soul.

by Jeff Lindbeast February 21, 2009

Lawrence

A crappy town in Northeastern Kansas. It is known for its vast population of hippies, gays, douche bags, nerds, homeless people, low lifes, druggies, skunts, and overall dumbasses. The town is hilly and worthless. No one in Kansas really likes the town except for those who live in it. The town also has a pretty worthless university, named the University of Kansas, that claims to offer "higher education." They are the laughing stock of the Big 12 and usually end up chocking in the NCAA Tournament.

Person 1: "Let's go to Lawrence!"
Person 2: "Were you dropped on your head when you were little? That town sucks."

Fan 1: "KU totally rocks!"
Fan 2: "Yeah! ROCK COCK GAY HAWK!"

by Whammy January 24, 2008

Layken

A woman receiving oral while taking a dump on the toilet by male or female.

Did I tell you about the time I walked in on a chick giving another chick a layken in the Ross bathrooms.

by S12345 January 6, 2008

Lawrence

A christian bastard

"Peter is a damn lawrence!"

by haspersonalissues February 24, 2009

Lauren Alexis

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