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Liberals

A group of self absorbed people who believe that they are better than others because they feel there political values are right and they love children
These crazy liberals are protesting again when will they get a job
by The black dude with a brain April 13, 2025
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Liberal wet dream

When you have sex with a person that has herpes and the blisters are popping, which gives you a pop rock sensation.
That liberal wet dream last night was amazing, but I’m bound to regret it later.
by Thekinkmaster January 26, 2022
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Liberal

Something a 9 year old called me.
Me: stop doing that thing which is currently annoying me
Some kid: sandwichfucker69 is a liberal
by Sandwichfucker69 December 29, 2021
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liberalitis

Medical definition for anyone who lives too close to the world's tallest buildings.

When someone lives in an urban center too long and loses their touch with God.

Individuals that are institutionalized into a government program not designed by the military, such as schools,hospitals, most government programs, whether it be county, state or Federal.

Can be contracted by talking with large groups of these individuals for too long.

It is a mindset given to a person who believes in sacrificing themselves for the good of others. (Supposedly) as long as it benefits them.
My sister went to school to become a teacher and came home with a touch of liberalitis.
by Jake4260 October 17, 2023
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Hybrid Liberal

A liberal who wears skinny jeans, has an undercut hairstyle, mountain bikes, loves photography, and frequents Starbucks....but is an avid gun collector.
Hey do you think Dave will want to go to the range today to shoot that new AR-15 he bought? No I think I saw that hybrid liberal hanging out at Starbucks with Jimmy, Don, and Frank. After that, he has to go get the chain tightened on his $5000 mountain bike.
by golfgl October 25, 2018
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gangnam liberal

refers to a member of the elite class who expresses themselves as your average joe. It is meant to draw attention to the paradox of being wealthy but attempting to present as someone who leads a modest life.

The origin is from Gangnam, a wealthy region in southern Seoul juxtaposed with liberal which are (broadly speaking) the common-folk.
He seems really down to Earth despite being so wealthy. He's quite the gangnam liberal.
by anonah September 3, 2019
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liberal lecture

when u accidentally slip up your wording and accidentally get lectured for half an hour by ur liberal family member.
“i accidentally said the word disabled and got a liberal lecture on why it was offensive by my cousin”
by pictograph August 28, 2023
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