F'knoof

F'knoof: (see also: Cambridge F'knoof) n. a multipurpose eating utensil that combines the function of a traditional fork, knife and spoon into one untensil.

Did you know?
The F'knoof was invented in October of 2006 by a group of American exchange students visiting the U.K. Frustrated with contemporary eating utensils and eager to revolutionize the modern culinary world, they assembled and marketed the first F'knoof (a combination of the words "fork" "knife" and "spoon") and by 2007 F'knoofs could be found in households and restaurants around the world. It's original name "Cambridge F'knoof" was initially used for marketing purposes, but the place title was soon dropped after IKEA contracted rights to the patent.

Old-school knives and forks, I dread! I'll use the handy dandy F'knoof instead!

by Kristyn Sanders, Amy Crocker, Emily Sacks, Lauren Eash October 22, 2006

kentucky knob

When a person administering oral sex on a penis presses the penis toward their cheek while pulling it out of their mouth creating a suction popping sound similar to someone who is consuming a kentucky fried chicken drum stick.

Ed: Last night Jennifer was blowing me and she pushed my cock into her cheek and then pulled it out making that pop sound. Man that was hot.

Bill: Ahhh the good old Kentucky Knob.

Bartz: That reminds me of the time when I blew that horse and he just bricked down my throat.

Chris: Hey this one time I convinced this guy to bang a sheep. And by this guy I mean me...

by Lexington North April 24, 2008

Hobbly Knob Goblin

The term used describing the head bobbing motion made by:

1. women giving blowjobs
2. people about to fall asleep

Boy: Did you see Justin in class?
Boy 2: Yea he was being attacked by the hobbly knob goblin.

Boy: Did you hear Karl was going out with Amy?
Boy 2: Yea, shes a hobbly knob goblin, hes so getting laid.

by G. Dickel August 8, 2012

Moon Knight

Marc Spector spends time training to be a heavyweight boxer, a U.S. Marine, and a mercenary. Working for Raoul Bushman, Spector and Dr. Peter Alraune uncover an archaeological breakthrough when they discover an underground temple. Within the temple lay a statue of the Egyptian moon god Khonshu. With intent of looting the temple for the artifacts, Bushman kills Alraune and out of anger Marc fights Bushman. Unfortunately, Marc loses and is beaten to near death and is left to die in the sub-zero temperatures of the desert night. Worshipers of Khonshu rescue mark and bring him to their temple. Marc's heart stops and Khonshu appears to him in a vision offering Marc a second chance at life as God's avatar. Awakening, Marc grabs the silver cloak covering the statue. He decides to become a crime fighter using the silver cloak as part of his costume. Marc uses the Khonsnuan fighting style and becomes a symbol of justice as Moon Knight.

Marc Spector the Moon Knight a hero in the marvel universe and a symbol of justice, uses the Khonsuan arts as his fighting style to represent the Egyptian God that saved him.

by Moon Knight May 25, 2014

Swiss Army Knife

As long as you bring a Swiss Army Knife with you at all times, you'd need not fear of any man, creature, extra terrestrial being, or God himself. For as soon as you unsheathe your ultra-handy multi-tool, any stranger will instantly kneel down in respect for the man you are and beg you to spare them the shame of not owning such a holy grail of a tool. The men will deliberately force their penises to be as flaccid as humanly or inhumanly possible so your scrotum will be the largest in the next 10,000 miles, even if that means their genitalia must completely wipe itself from the nearest 80 universes. The women become so aroused they leave their significant others just to serve you and write shitty sexual Twilight Saga fanfiction using your name and image as a protagonist in hopes that you will open your eyes to them. But alas, you are so manly, so alpha, that even just the slight catch of your stare will put any unprepared woman into cardiac arrest. All the children in your field of view instantly walk away from their parents and force themselves as your child in hopes that they too will be able to be as righteous, masculine, intelligent, and awesome as you someday. The parents won't even bat an eye, because they know you will raise them to overcome this world of disappointing fast food and soy boys better than they could ever dream...

You aren't a true alpha male until you get one of these bad boys.

"You know, I originally bought this Swiss Army Knife to shave off my neckbeard a little, since katanas are too big for the job. I figured it would help me attract some e-Girls, but... I... I never thought- *snort* I never thought a (multi)blade like this would have so much power! I have all the women I could have ever asked for, an army of children wishing to be just like me, and men wishing they could spend just seconds with me, to just be in the presence, and have just a slight, minuscule grasp of being near to a true alpha. As soon as I showed mom this tool of mass-fortune, she instantly remarried dad, let me move back upstairs out of the basement after about 20 years, and gave me her and dad's life savings for vbucks. In fact, I'm so alpha, I was elected to be president of the U.S.A for the next 50 years by congress. Life is good." - Former neckbeard soy boy, now badass alpha male and officially announced best President of the U.S.A. to ever exist by every media outlet ever, all thanks to the power of a Swiss Army Knife.

by Sipow July 26, 2018

knocking on the back door

Pressing the tip of one's erect penis against a woman's anus in the hope that she'll agree to anal sex. This technique is futile 99.753% of the time, but persists due to the collective male delusion that women secretly love to be invaded in this way.

Boyfriend: (knocking on the back door)

Girlfriend: How many times do I have to tell you??? Get that thing away from there!!!

by Carl Pinkerton May 16, 2009

Knights of cydonia

Possibly the wierdest, yet most melodically pleasing song ever written. Anything that muse come up with is pure genius, yet this is a particularly outstanding masterpiece of screaming and apocalyptic moaning.

Person 1: you seen the video for Knights of cydonia yet?
Person 2: nope, but i hear it involves a kung-fu cowboy armed with a laser gun who takes over a small town many years in the future, only to be struck down by an evil sheriff who pins him to the ground in the desert, where he's rescued by a woman on a unicorn.
Person 1: yep...muse are getting weirder aren't they?

by themuseicman August 15, 2006