Kev run

Typically used on the island of Guernsey. This is mentioned when a bunch of 18-35 year old boy racers with modified Honda Civics and Ford Fiesta's meet at north beach car park and go around the island roads in a convoy, mainly at the speed of 35 miles per hour with a bunch of 14-17 year old girls in the car.

"oi shag, u up for a kev run tonight? i've added this 15 year old on Facebook and shes up for listening to my new exhaust lol"

by GuernseyLife October 17, 2022

Key Seasoning

Coke that's about to be used for a key bump

Guy 1: "Yo bro my key don't smell too good"
Guy 2: "Meet me in the bathroom I got some key seasoning, finna spice that shit up"

by Izzy.Boy October 27, 2022

keshism

people who are overly obsessed with r&b songs sung by asian people specifically keshi who embarked a new reign of emotion to those who are depressed asf, abg, abb, etc. these kinds of people conform to making it their entire personality off of this genre.

Some rando: OMG U LOOK JUST LIKE KESHI!!!
Vijuju: STOP😭😭
Me: why is it giving keshism

by yinyixadina March 16, 2023

five keeps the neighborhood alive

A phrase which reminds people that a feeling of encouragement (in this case, a high five) is what holds a community (neighborhood) together. Can be said right before giving a high five as an introduction.

Jesus: And remember - five keeps the neighborhood alive!
(high-fives Santos)

by Uncle Everybodydies February 17, 2010

Cunt Ketchup

Menstrual blood.

guy: Does anyone smell pennies?
woman: Sorry, just my cunt ketchup.

by michaelpulaski January 18, 2012

Lee Keybum

A gag name made up by Bart Simpson to prank Moe at the tavern in The Simpsons. The implication was meant to be that the speaker, in this case Moe, had diarrhea.

Bart: I'm looking for a friend, last name: Keybum, first name: Lee.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Hey, guys, do I got a Lee Keybum? Come on, look at the stools; is there a Lee Keybum? Oh, someone check the rear. I know I've got a Lee Keybum.
Barney: Then you probably shouldn't be handling food. Ahahaha!

by Alligator King June 6, 2021

Kayla Kedziora

Girl who tries her absolute hardest to get people in trouble by starting rumors about them. Her rumors aren't even believable, she just keeps trying hardest in hopes it will work.

person 1: I GOT FIRED BCUZ MY BOSS THOUGHT I WAS A KINGPIN

person 2: God dammit Kayla Kedziora!

by sit the fuck down pink power December 9, 2021