job skills

When used years ago, this term referred to the experience/efficiency that you possessed regarding your employer's required tasks.
Nowadays, however, it often merely refers to how expert you are at giving head and/or "spanking the monkey", plus how willing you are to administer said sinful pleasures to your boss whenever he requests you to do so.
I wonder if Willie asked Monica a lot of "in-depth" questions regarding her "job skills" when he originally interviewed for her internship?
by QuacksO November 18, 2018
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Bobble Job

Bobblejob is a UK website where one can post and bid on small pieces of work. The name is based on the old "bob-a-job" principle, where a "bob" was the old coin known as a shilling.
A Bobble Job is an individual piece of work, such as cutting the grass or washing a car.
"I posted three Bobble Jobs today, one to get the fence mended, oe to get the drains cleaned and another to build a load of IKEA furniture I bought."
by Bobble Bob March 28, 2014
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Feaux-job

The oral sex you find on Cinemax at 3:00 in the morning. It looks real sometimes, but most of the time you can tell that it is physically impossible.
I was watching Skinemax with my girl last night. The girl went down, but her nose was up by his bellybutton. It was a total feaux-job.
by Flights29 November 14, 2010
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Burrito Job

its when you get a handjob with your dick in a burrito and the girl eats the burrito after you cum into it,
-true burrito job will have extra guac and be warm.

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Becky gave me the nastiest burrito job after school today, she even went home and ate it in front of her parents!
by jeever November 03, 2017
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Bee job

It's like a blow job but you stick your dick in a bee hive and you get a bee job
I'm going to go get a bee job from that bee hive at the park
by BeeMan47 January 13, 2017
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Covfefe job

The act of ski-poling while sitting between Vladimir Putin and Mohammad Bin Salman while wearing a red bib that says “MAGA”
The only new employment opportunities the POTUS can create are covfefe jobs
by Dr.Smackly November 28, 2018
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Snoop Job

The act of smoking marijuana or tobacco out of a pipe or other paraphernalia that is inserted into your partner's ass or desired orifice for sexual pleasure or entertainment.
"Dude he just picked up an eighth for her, I guarantee you she gives him a snoop job with it."
by Manyhollywood December 19, 2014
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