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jesus balls

a synonym for holy shit,oh shit!etc.

an interjection used for when your surprised.

Shouldn't be used if christian cause it is considered using his name in vain, but i do it anyways it is awesome.(i am christian)
Jesus balls! that thing is sweet!

Jesus balls! i love ice cream!
by chris_2191 January 30, 2008
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Creeping Jesus

Ninja like skills passed down from the big J himself. Creeping Jesus' don't learn these skills... They are born with them.
Person turns in chair and sees you "ARRGGGHHHH!!! CREEPING JESUS"
'I've been here 5 minutes, didn't you hear me?"
Person "NO!!!"
by Meridia17 June 21, 2011
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jesus zombie

those way overly christian rednecks.
you know? the ones that have bumber stickers to express their feelings.
Holy shit those jesus zombies were totally hatin on me casue im a jew.
by j-doggg March 3, 2008
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jesus guy

any guy with long hair who resembles jesus.
guy: I saw george the other day.
dude: whats he up to?
guy: well he turned into a jesus guy.
by george January 20, 2005
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Jesus Phone

The iPhone, one of the most hyped products ever and occasionally called the “Jesus phone” like it was the Second Coming
by Lukas Wo July 27, 2007
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Jesus shit

Great profanity for stubbing toes, realising you haven't paid your rent, seeing the bus you were supposed to catch drive by through the window, exclamation in the middle of an amazing story and discovering that your house is on fire
Person 1: Dude is that your house that's on fire?
Person 2: Oh my god thats my house that's on fire?
Person 1: Your house is so on fire right now.
Person 2: Jesus shit my house really is on fire right now.
Person 1: You should probably do something about that.
Person 2: I think your right, i should probably do something about that.
Toby: Is that your house thats on fire, Person 2?
Person 1 and 2: Shut the fuck up Toby! Jesus shit...
by Person's 1 and 2 (Toby's dead) February 4, 2010
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Sweet Jesus

Laying eyes on an incredably hot girl, who is just a little bit too young for you, and expressing your sexual interest with a "Sweet Jesus!!"
Sitting outside the pub and a group of scantily clad 17 year old girls walk past. Someone pipes up "SWEET JESUS!..." and everyone looks round to have a gander.
by Hartles September 7, 2010
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