a synonym for holy shit,oh shit!etc.
an interjection used for when your surprised.
Shouldn't be used if christian cause it is considered using his name in vain, but i do it anyways it is awesome.(i am christian)
an interjection used for when your surprised.
Shouldn't be used if christian cause it is considered using his name in vain, but i do it anyways it is awesome.(i am christian)
by chris_2191 January 30, 2008
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Person turns in chair and sees you "ARRGGGHHHH!!! CREEPING JESUS"
'I've been here 5 minutes, didn't you hear me?"
Person "NO!!!"
'I've been here 5 minutes, didn't you hear me?"
Person "NO!!!"
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you know? the ones that have bumber stickers to express their feelings.
you know? the ones that have bumber stickers to express their feelings.
by j-doggg March 3, 2008
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Person 1: Dude is that your house that's on fire?
Person 2: Oh my god thats my house that's on fire?
Person 1: Your house is so on fire right now.
Person 2: Jesus shit my house really is on fire right now.
Person 1: You should probably do something about that.
Person 2: I think your right, i should probably do something about that.
Toby: Is that your house thats on fire, Person 2?
Person 1 and 2: Shut the fuck up Toby! Jesus shit...
Person 2: Oh my god thats my house that's on fire?
Person 1: Your house is so on fire right now.
Person 2: Jesus shit my house really is on fire right now.
Person 1: You should probably do something about that.
Person 2: I think your right, i should probably do something about that.
Toby: Is that your house thats on fire, Person 2?
Person 1 and 2: Shut the fuck up Toby! Jesus shit...
by Person's 1 and 2 (Toby's dead) February 4, 2010
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Sitting outside the pub and a group of scantily clad 17 year old girls walk past. Someone pipes up "SWEET JESUS!..." and everyone looks round to have a gander.
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