When a girl rubs ground meat on your shlong and then starts jerking you off and right before you cum you shove your dick into her mouth - cum, ground meat and all
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Jerky curtains are the cross between beef curtains and beef jerky
they are when someone with beef curtains goes swimming in the sea, then goes sunbathing. thereby salting and drying the beef curtains to make jerky curtains.
much like beef jerky, (a tasty salted and dried beef snack)
Jerky curtains are the cross between beef curtains and beef jerky
they are when someone with beef curtains goes swimming in the sea, then goes sunbathing. thereby salting and drying the beef curtains to make jerky curtains.
much like beef jerky, (a tasty salted and dried beef snack)
bro she's got jerky curtains, that shit must be like sandpaper
shes obviously been too long in the bed, then on the beach, shes got jerky curtains
shes obviously been too long in the bed, then on the beach, shes got jerky curtains
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A food dish, which is usually consumed when a person is so hammered and hungry that is seems like a good idea. Consists of a cold can of New England clam chowder with pieces of jerky added for extra flavor. Jerky chowder should appropriately be eaten with a plastic spoon or some other rudimentary tool and the jerky should be stolen from a local convenient store and smuggled out in your pants.
Dude. We were so hammered last night....
Yeah man do you remember eating that cold can of chowder? You added jerky to it and it was friggin delicious. Jerky Chowder.
No I don't remember that at all. Just another night in Key West I suppose.
Yeah man do you remember eating that cold can of chowder? You added jerky to it and it was friggin delicious. Jerky Chowder.
No I don't remember that at all. Just another night in Key West I suppose.
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The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.
Tyrone: I once walked in on my little brother Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky.
Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.
Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.
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