cock jealousy.
All women do it. Even if they never ever ever sleep with you; if you tell them your banging someone they get instantly jealous and will become erratic.
All women do it. Even if they never ever ever sleep with you; if you tell them your banging someone they get instantly jealous and will become erratic.
You - "So I'm banging this totally hot chick."
Friend - "Who's that slut?"
You - "My new fuck buddy (insert name here.)"
Friend - "(Thinking) I am so totally cock jealous right now. He never fucks me!"
You - "(Thinking) What a cock jealous bitch."
Friend - "Who's that slut?"
You - "My new fuck buddy (insert name here.)"
Friend - "(Thinking) I am so totally cock jealous right now. He never fucks me!"
You - "(Thinking) What a cock jealous bitch."
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2. A phrase used in excitement when no other words can be applied
2. A phrase used in excitement when no other words can be applied
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