jacksonville jaguars

'95 expansion team who made the playoffs from '96-99, but suck now

The Jags went 14-2 in '99, losing both games to the Titans and losing to them again in the playoffs

by 0000 March 23, 2004

Jackson

A ugly motherfucker who thinks he's all that and he will flirt with anything that walks what a whore

Girl 1-omg he cheated on you
Girl 2-yes

Girl 3-he's such a Jackson

by #prettyswag😍😍 September 7, 2016

jackson story

a random story which has no point or moral behind it. Often times ends abruptly with no warning.

Lauren tells Mike and John this story "this one time i was at a wedding and my uncle gave me some rum and coke and then later that night he was next to my parents and looked at me and said, how do you like that rum and coke?"
Mike and John say "Jackson Story"

by John Letts January 22, 2008

Jackson 5 across the eyes

It means I'm about to slap the shit out ya.

Coined by Black Dynamite

If you don't shut up I'm going Jackson 5 across the eyes.

I told that girl to sit on my face and she went Jackson 5 across my eyes.

by Mad Malc November 30, 2015

Jackson

Ugly NOT TRUSTWORTHY!!! He will also still

Jeff don’t take that

Jackson no it’s mine

by Oompiie April 29, 2019

proper jackson

really good, excellent, top notch, top banana, awesome

If someone was to give you a really nice gift, or you were given the day off work, or you received some good news, or you heard a really good song you'd say "that's proper jackson!"

by Ben Summers September 1, 2008

Steve Alexander Jackson

a steve alexander jackson is a term used when you follow through on a fart severely. one step up from a shart.

yesterday morning on the bus i steve alexander jacksoned my pants it was nasty the entire bus got evacuated.

by rarararararararararararawwwwrr August 16, 2010