Joey

The physical manifestation of gluttony. A “Joey” is usually a fat fucking loser who claims they are “big boned” but weigh 450+.

Fat Friend: I lost 80 pounds in October

Normal Friend. Ew you are like Joey

by WithersLoss September 13, 2025

Joey

A bitch who doesn't care about your feelings at all. He just wants to use you for popularity. He just wants to get in your pants and then leave you for the streets.

Wow, he looks like a real Joey.

by Lexy T February 25, 2022

Joey

The best person to ever exist.

Joey is the goat.

by pappi4308350257345874 September 12, 2022

Joey

Joey is the best guy in this world. But I think I’m in love with him. He makes me feel special when I’m with him. I love my Joey and any girl would want to have a Joey like mine.

Omg joey your the besttt

by Angiepup August 26, 2019

Joey

Can’t pass a bleep test.

Overweight and self indulgence all lead to his inability for Joey to pass a bleep test

by Mannytitboom February 6, 2019

Joey

A really cool, down to earth funny dude who jokes around but deep down has a good heart and has leadership qualities. A big brother figure in my life

"Joey!"

by joey_fan December 13, 2018

joey rudyk

Someone Who Has A Big Penis And Gets Chicks

joey rudyk has a big penis; Oh I know

by Hgfderty March 4, 2021