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Katamari Job

To lather yourself in elmer's glue and roll around sticking as many objects, organic or inorganic, to your naked body as possible. All while humming the theme song to Katamari Damaci.
Jim was scared me at first, but I soon joined in the fun of Katamari Jobs.
by Mikey Beccs February 12, 2014
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Bee job

It's like a blow job but you stick your dick in a bee hive and you get a bee job
I'm going to go get a bee job from that bee hive at the park
by BeeMan47 January 13, 2017
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snoop job

The act of sneaking in to a guys room while he is sleeping and trying to give him a hand job before he wakes
I totally gave Barry a snoop job last night
by lingy95 March 28, 2015
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Fleece Job

A one-sided or lopsided trade orchestrated by a general manager of a sports franchise.
Kwame Brown for Pau Gasol is arguably the biggest fleece job in history.
by kendoobious February 10, 2022
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Paste Job

When a male cums on a female's breasts, then proceeds to rub his body against the female's until they are both covered in cum.
I totally paste jobbed that girl last night, it made a big mess.
by JamesDuffy121 September 30, 2013
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job slob

(1) The drunkest person at the bar, on a booze cruise, or at a rugby social.

(2) An overweight chic who wears derogatory clothing that makes clear statements that objectify her.
Example 1: "Kimmy is a real job slob because she dropped her mai tai overboard and threw-up on her dress insisting the captain of the boat assist her in getting undressed."
Example 2: " Kimmy wears bikini bottoms that read 'bad ass bitch' on the front part of her crotch".
by RSW August 25, 2013
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Panty Job

When a girl drapes her panties around your cock and rubs it up and down until you ejaculate.

I laid down in bed after stripping down to my briefs. She straddled me, pinned my wrists above my head, and smiled down at me mischievously. She looked so good in her black tank top and shorts. She let go, leaned over to her drawer, and pulled out a pair of pink, fuzzy handcuffs. *Click* *Click*. Before I knew it, both of my wrists were cuffed between the bars of the headboard right above my head.

I stared at her wide-eyed as she had completely caught me off guard, and turned me on so unexpectedly. She laughed at my reaction before getting off of me. She walked to the foot of the bed and reached underneath to pull out some soft nylon rope. She tied one ankle to each side of the bedpost and left me further immobilized.

She walked next to my side and pulled my briefs down to my thighs, revealing my fully erect cock. It twitched in anticipation of what she would do next. She removed her shorts, and then removed her panties, letting them dangle from her finger. She locked eyes with me and smirked. She leaned over, lowered her panties just above my cock, and then dropped them on to my cock, letting them drape around it.
I gasped at the warm and wet sensation of her panties enveloping my sensitive cock. My cock began twitching and throbbing in response to this sensitive pleasure. I gasped and my entire body shook as she grabbed my cock herself and used her other hand to fully stretch and wrap her panties around it. Her panties felt so tight, wet, and warm wrapped around my cock and I could already feel so much pressure building towards orgasm. She gripped my cock with her hand and began stroking me slowly with her parties. I moaned in pleasure as the warm pressure continued overwhelming me. The satin fabric felt so soft and tingled my cock with so many pleasurable sensations as she continued pumping it.

She then began gradually increasing her speed as she jerked me off. I kept moaning and moaning as I felt a powerful orgasm beginning to build up. She finally started pumping me with her panties as fast as she possibly could. The pressure was too much! I gasped as I came like crazy in her panties and hand with so much force. My wrists and feet shook against the handcuffs and rope that held me down. My entire body was twitching as she continued emptying all of my cum into her panties. Finally, the orgasm subsided, and she removed her now cum-soaked panties from my cock, tossing them aside. “I hope you enjoyed the panty job.” she said to me with a wink and a gentle smile.
by GirlsTyingUpGuys March 2, 2022
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