pb&j

noun - A shart in edible underwear.

"Your mother eats far too much fiber. She did a pb&j right before I showed up last night. Man, those edibles tasted awful, but I got them down. Gotta be polite and eat what you're served!"

by methuselah perrywinkle March 20, 2010

j-squat

A ridiculously obnoxious person. Someone you can't stand to be around due to an abnormally large annoyance factor.

Guy: Dude what is that j-squat doing at my party?

by ebd3 July 29, 2009

J Knockout

A one-hit knockout that occurs at the end of a J Fight.

That J Knockout ended this long J Fight!

by Obamazing December 31, 2009

Jockin J

when a female hits on/flirts with/touches/talks to/texts the male you currently are dating/hooking up with/or like; tends to be found in sophomores; annoying

"WHO IS THAT GIRL HITTIN ON YO MAN? JOCKIN J!"

by pissedoffbigtime01 June 5, 2009

J-Ring

The end, away from your mouth, on a Jimmy Johns sandwich.

All it takes is one bite, half-way through my Jimmy Johns sandwich, and I always blow out my J-Ring. Also referred to as a Meat Squeeze.

by voris December 11, 2009

Rock a J

1) Used to describing rocking a jerk-off.

2) Jerking off; performing masturbation; on your cock.

Man; I couldn't sleep... Had to rock a J to get tired.

Gonna eat; go home; and rock a J.

Dude; I rocked 3 J's last night.

by Johnny John John John? January 3, 2011

J-banger

Joint, spliff, doobie; a cigarette combined with cannabis that will get you high.

'Let's roll a J-banger', 'I'm J-bangered'.

by spacecaked March 31, 2011