pb&j

noun - A shart in edible underwear.

"Your mother eats far too much fiber. She did a pb&j right before I showed up last night. Man, those edibles tasted awful, but I got them down. Gotta be polite and eat what you're served!"

by methuselah perrywinkle March 20, 2010

j-sesh

a jerk-off session, the period spanning from when one begins to watch porn and until he finishes

Joe: "Hey guys, I'll be right back."
Schmoe: "Ayy, goin' for that j-sesh real quick?"
Joe: "Fuck off."

by KeithUrbanDictionary November 16, 2017

j-bong

a (water) bong, without a bowl, made just for smoking joints through

Damn man, did you see the hit George took off that j-bong? He was coughing for hours

by r3in March 14, 2008

Momma J

The name a bunch of white boy gave me (Journey, the bestest person ever) because I'm so cool
Also because they're in denial of being into me and lowkey wanna call me mommy without being weird.

P.S. ILY Will <3

Will, Trent, Kade, etc.: Wassup Momma J!
Me: ...hi.

by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 April 28, 2022

J-Star

J-Star is the term used to describe somebody with a great knowledge of martial arts. It generally refers to somebody from asia/middle-east.

I bet Ghandi was a secret J-Star...

by wesleyfolyffe October 31, 2010

j space

An area dedicated solely to the purpose of Jerking off.

Q: What could they have possibly done in that closet which would make a cable outlet useful?

A: It was probably once used as a j space.

by j-ing off on my day off July 10, 2013

J-Ring

The end, away from your mouth, on a Jimmy Johns sandwich.

All it takes is one bite, half-way through my Jimmy Johns sandwich, and I always blow out my J-Ring. Also referred to as a Meat Squeeze.

by voris December 11, 2009