A sex act in which the male shoves his penis into an eye, punches the face of the female, shoves garlic into her vagina, and then proceeds to preform oral sex.
by bleeblahbloop September 08, 2008
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by jknjkfbsjkfgsag May 11, 2011
Peanut gallery: "Look at that guy sitting in the old rickety lawn chair, wearing a V-neck undershirt, tan chinos, and sunglasses, while reading the newspaper and smoking a stubby cigar. Looks like he takes very good care of his vegetable garden, and his grandkids appear to respect the hell out of him. He's old school Chicago Italian. Oh, damn: His wife just handed him a deli sandwich from Alpine Imports and a can of Old Style! Let's get the hell out of here before he kicks our asses!"
Italian guy: "You steppa on my grass, I breaka you face!"
Italian guy: "You steppa on my grass, I breaka you face!"
by Dino Bravo May 10, 2011
The act of accidentally posting inappropriate comments, memes, gifs or other written atrocities in a group chat.
Example: Did you see Chris accidentally post that Helen Keller Nude in the group chat for the hearing impared? He pulled a "Deep Italian Vagina."
Example: Did you see Chris accidentally post that Helen Keller Nude in the group chat for the hearing impared? He pulled a "Deep Italian Vagina."
Last night was another "Deep Italian Vagina" situation when that guy accidentally posted a meme of Mexicans being used as lawn furniture on the Hispanic Heritage Website.
by JT supreme May 31, 2017
Servings for nonItalian Americans:
noodles and tomatoe sauce with very bland seasonings that will not go against your religion- spegeti
pie' crust drenched in tomatoe sauce, barely any graded mozerella cheese so you can handle it - imitation "pizza" pie
dough rolls with a pinch of seasoning on them and just a touch a garlic - garlec knats
breaded with white man's oils and mozzerella in the middle - mazarela stickss
Get for real we don't care for non Italians.
In Italy - real italian food.
noodles and tomatoe sauce with very bland seasonings that will not go against your religion- spegeti
pie' crust drenched in tomatoe sauce, barely any graded mozerella cheese so you can handle it - imitation "pizza" pie
dough rolls with a pinch of seasoning on them and just a touch a garlic - garlec knats
breaded with white man's oils and mozzerella in the middle - mazarela stickss
Get for real we don't care for non Italians.
In Italy - real italian food.
I went to the Olive Gardin the American Italian Restaurant to get some knock off imitation pizza and got constipated.
I went to the American Italian Restaurant and didn't realize the owner just moved here from Italy. The food was filled with so much spices it put me into shock and I forgot who and what I was.
I went to the American Italian Restaurant and didn't realize the owner just moved here from Italy. The food was filled with so much spices it put me into shock and I forgot who and what I was.
by bAmeriWind8 January 23, 2011
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