Something you're not allowed to have no matter what and if you try to back it up you get called names so just dont have one.
Person 1- "I commented on my favourite persons video saying i liked it and that they're my favourite then everyone called me names"
Person 2- "Yep thats what happens when you have internet opinions"
Person 2- "Yep thats what happens when you have internet opinions"
by Mrsamskyrim August 4, 2016
Get the internet opinionsmug. Bombastic type of attitude and behavior, acting in a dull or dry humorous manner in chat or in game who uses Schrödinger's insults and claims other people are mad when they call them out as being unfunny. Can be easily identified via spamming internet lingo as they feel they can win a virtual shouting match.
Will act like a redditor more often than not.
Will act like a redditor more often than not.
Person 1: "gngngngn ezezez mad cuz bad salty!!!!"
Person 2: "We have an Internet funnyman in chat I see"
Person 2: "We have an Internet funnyman in chat I see"
by unabomba April 12, 2021
Get the Internet Funnymanmug. A tough and thuggish person who acts hard online behind a screen, but is soft as a pillow in real life. They play with people’s emotions and doesn’t think or expect to get hurt.
Internet Thug: That boy Calab a b**** I’ll have sex with his mom and sister and slap his dad and his brothers! I might just slap him myself as well!
Real life:
Calab: WHAT YOU SAID BOUT ME?!
Internet Thug: what you mean dude I wasn’t talking to you I didn’t mean it I’m sorry
Calab: SAY IT TO MY FACE IF YOU BOLD LIKE THAT!!!
Internet Thug: ...
Real life:
Calab: WHAT YOU SAID BOUT ME?!
Internet Thug: what you mean dude I wasn’t talking to you I didn’t mean it I’m sorry
Calab: SAY IT TO MY FACE IF YOU BOLD LIKE THAT!!!
Internet Thug: ...
by LivingLikeCam November 8, 2020
Get the Internet Thugmug. also abbreviated as doti.
tfw You're just sitting at your screen with nothing to do except drift off listening to music.
tfw You're just sitting at your screen with nothing to do except drift off listening to music.
by japanesque October 25, 2019
Get the Dying on the Internetmug. The internet that's so slow you, could slap 50 RDS-220 tsar bombs on a disabled sloth with one arm and be still slower then the goddamn sloth
Guy number 1: Bro google just finish loading my search after 5 weeks
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet
by That guy who sells white candy October 27, 2021
Get the Australian internetmug. Cheaply produced Internet content created solely for financial gain. Heavy with SEO terms, the writing is usually salacious, purposely withholding crucial information so as to generate controversy, and causing the subject matter to appear unresolved. Typically, Internet Pulp appears on webpages with an excessive amount of advertising.
by The Homeless Guy September 22, 2014
Get the Internet Pulpmug. When people on the internet completely change something to fit there point of view because they know that most people believe anything they read on the internet. such as a Christian saying that all atheist are evil devil worshipers or when atheist say that all christians are crazy redneck republicans.
democrat: Don't vote Republican they invented aids.
idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.
idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!
Republican: Don't vote Democrat they forcew you to be there slaves!
idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.
idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!
idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.
idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!
Republican: Don't vote Democrat they forcew you to be there slaves!
idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.
idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!
by blackstookmybike June 17, 2012
Get the Internet Shitmug.