hump wood

A word meaning to carry or haul logs.

"Damn, I cant hump wood by myself. I need help."

by swoopdawoop July 26, 2009

daddy wood

He has the biggest dick you will every see, he gets all the hoes and all the pussy.

That's a daddy wood for you.

by Daddy wood October 19, 2017

nipple wood

when the nipples become erect

man, it's so cold out here i'm getting nipple wood

by cyndij November 19, 2010

Wood Pigeon

When an event is supposed to be fun, entertaining, and generally awesome and it turns out to be dull and regrettable.

"Yea we were in the Ontario House to watch the Gold Medal hockey game but it turned out to be a wood pigeon."

by /grits/ March 6, 2010

Tiger into the Woods

1. The act of falling asleep in a Mercedes while drunk or under the drugs.

2. Putting the penis in the hole.

1. Did you hear Jeff went Tiger into the woods last night and got his ass arrested?

2. I went Tiger into the woods yesterday with my GF.

by _yellow_ May 31, 2017

early wood

Early wood is what you experience when you wake up with a long lasting erection

Kermanshah: good morning. What are you hiding in your pants so early?
Michael: oh nothing ma, just got some early wood

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

Put the wood to

spanked, beat, whipped with a switch, clobbered with a bat or board, punished severely.

They not only fined him, they fired him and put him in jail. Yeah, they really put the wood to him .

by LadyEngineer January 1, 2021