jungle wood

A major boner that you may not be able to handle because of its stiffness

My teacher had some major jungle wood and had to leave the classroom

by Bray00009 November 17, 2014

Xavier Woods

Something The World Cant Handle. An Absolute Bitch Machine. Women, Men, Nonbinary, Anyone, Everyone, Everything. He Is God And Satan Himself. He Is Everything And Nothing At Once. He Is Xavier Woods.

Person1: "yo, why is that dude so.....yk?"
Person2: "his name is Xavier Woods, what do you expect"

by God42069PussyDestoryerDickSuck January 02, 2022

tyler woods

That nigga Tyler woods is fucking gay nigga holy shit he literally looks like Sid from toy story if you ever encounter a Tyler woods and you’re a guy... run he will stick his small peen inside you, I know he’s weird he sometimes dates Alyhia just so his friends think he’s not gay. But he actually is..

oh no run it’s tyler woods

by Kellan Whinthorp June 04, 2019

tyler woods

Tyler woods often has a small dick and often find enjoyment by jacking off to gay porn. Tyler woods will sometimes date guys but it’s often girls. A Tyler has weak sex game. They also look like Sid from toy story. He sometimes dates girls by the name of Maddie, Sara, Sommer, And Alyhia.

tyler woods is gay nigga

by Kellan Whinthorp June 04, 2019

snapped wood

geting ur dick worked fast

jim got snapped wood from shirley

by Asian Toad June 23, 2011

early wood

Early wood is what you experience when you wake up with a long lasting erection

Kermanshah: good morning. What are you hiding in your pants so early?
Michael: oh nothing ma, just got some early wood

by Boi_person May 22, 2016

Lucky Wood

When an ugly male gets unexpected female sexual attention. Hence, 'lucky wood'.

"Mate, I got laid again last night..."
"Dude, you have some seriously lucky wood!"

by Phil Mecock February 03, 2017