Mom! I'm done.

What a little kid who doesn't know how to wipe his or her own butt yells out when they're finished going No. 2.

Four-year-old Timmy sat on the toilet after finishing his poop, planning out the rest of his afternoon. But he decided it was time to get up, so he made the call: "Mom! I'm done."

by doctor ewing October 9, 2009

I'm on your schedule

It's a way of being in agreement and saying yes; it also means your actions or decisions in any given situation are predicated on the actions and decisions of another; you march to the beat of somone else's drum; you're willing to go with the flow; You're ready to do whatever they want or ask of you; ready to do things on their terms.

"Do you want to come with me to the mall, or are you busy?"
"I'm on your schedule, Madame."

"Since you're off tomorrow, could you drive me to work? I have to be there at 8am."
"I'm on your schedule."

by Bigdaddyken007 February 19, 2013

I'm fucking done.

When you are through with something or someone so retarded, that saying "I'm done" itself isn't enough. If you didn't get that, then I'm fucking done.

John: How do you type 'd' backwards?
Robert: It's called 'b'.

John: How did you do that?

Robert: I'm fucking done.

by KaiDestinyz April 23, 2016

I'm not gay urinal

the buffer urinal you leave between you and another guy if convenient.

guy 1: Dude, that guy in the bathroom was totally pissing in the urinal next to mine.
guy 2: Whaat? He didn't leave a I'm not gay urinal in between you two?

by mboz December 12, 2008

Song - I'm yours

An amazing song by Jason Mraz. Unbelievable lyrics because they are so true. Sometimes we are so afraid to take the plunge to love someone. So many hesitations and complications may exist. But love overcomes all boundaries, hardships and obstacles that may come in the way. If you trust the person you love and vice versa, take each other's hand and just have faith in the love that you share. Times might be hard on occasion but its all worth it when you realize that you have that person next to you during those times. And you will both appreciate the Happy times even more. Hand in hand, heart in heart. Trust.

Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love love
Listen to the music of the moment babay sing with me
I love peace for melody
And It's our God-forsaken right to be loved love loved love loved

So I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

Song - I'm yours

by i<3you.119 June 16, 2010

I'm not gay seat

The seat two males leave open to show the world they are not gay

Let's use the I'm not gay seat

by DizzyLizzy February 11, 2007

I'm almost ready

In a girls's language,
"I'm almost ready" means,

I have just started..
..so give her time..

Peter : "Are you ready?"

Isabell : "I'm almost ready.."

Peter : "Ok.."

5 minutes after..

Peter : "Are you ready?"

Isabell : "Ya..just one more minute..."

10 minutes after...

Peter : "Are you DONE????"

Isabell : "Can't you wait???"

30 mimutes after..

Peter : "We are so late!! Are you ready?"

Isabell : "One second.."

Peter : "I thought YOU were almost ready 30 minutes ago!!"

Isabell : That was when I was finishing up with wearing clothes"

Peter : "10 minutes ago?"

Isabell : "Oh..I was doing my make-up.."

Peter : -_-

by Lollica May 10, 2010