hammerific

is when one person is so fantastically hammered

he sure is hammerific isnt he?
he was so hammerific he fell over

by Tara Merritt January 25, 2008

hammerlord

Hammerlord is often used as skateboarding slang. It means someone has done some hammerous trick consistently and most likely with some mad fake steez.(fake steez is all that matters) Skating switch can help you in gaining the title "hammerlord"

God dahm that guy is a friggin hammerlord, pulling shit from no where.

by hammerlordoner February 26, 2008

Hammerloging

When you hammer a log.

When you hit someone IN the head with a hammer, a log, or both.

"Look at that dude over there! He's Hammerloging!"

"OUCH! SHE JUST HAMMERLOGGED ME!"

by Devin Kevin Bo Bevin October 8, 2009

Hammer Show

Being drunk beyond all imaginable belief.

man, i was a HAMMER SHOW last night.

by Cfishhhh March 31, 2010

hammer class

a useless class that you have to take but has no application in the real world. Or a class that you have to take to use a hammer (obviously useless).

Man honors classes are total hammer classes

by llama llady December 23, 2010

Hammer Jack

Masturbating without lotion

Tom: " Do you Gillette "
Fred: "No I Hammer Jack "

by FFBurger1 September 15, 2012

hammered hat

An invisible hat that is impossibly heavy to wear and causes ones head to tilt forward. It is brought on by excessive shots of cheap vodka.

After a long night at the local dive bar Anthony wore his hammered hat as he leaned against the wall holding him up.

by Randolph The Great April 25, 2014