A sexual act, typically performed by rubbing ones feet on a man's unusually scruffy beard, while simultaneously stimulating the vagina of an opossum currently tied to a croquet bat and drenched in stinky cheese. The name is derived from the frequent use of this sexual act by the people of Canada, and its most famous instance of preventing a US-Canadian territory despute in 1846 when President James Polk performed this with Charles Metcalfe in a mutual agreement of ceasefire.
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A history boner is a boner that a female could have received but not able to because of her obvious limits, being a female. The word is used to reference something that happened in the past, and the woman thinks that she would have a boner in the certain situation.
A history boner is a boner that a female could have received but not able to because of her obvious limits, being a female. The word is used to reference something that happened in the past, and the woman thinks that she would have a boner in the certain situation.
The only known examples are as follow.
hmm i have a history boner for janis joplin
shes so awesome
yeah
like a back in the day boner
a boner that could have happened back in the day
hmm i have a history boner for janis joplin
shes so awesome
yeah
like a back in the day boner
a boner that could have happened back in the day
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