High Presbyterian

A rare breed of dog that generally rejects any concept of gender. It is distinguished by its small stature, usually brown in colour and very active. It sets itself apart from other breeds by its propensity to try and mate with small stuffed animals, regardless of any external assignment of gender.

In the 1990s the breed was often called a ‘Stoned Britany Spears,’ since Presbyterian is an anagram for ‘Britney Spears.’ That practice has declined along with Miss Spears cultural relevance and will likely follow her into her rightful place in the realm of obscurity.

My friend’s dog is what’s known as a ‘High Presbyterian’ ‘Abby,’ has a toy they call a ‘fuck dragon,’ although physically female, the dog is constantly trying to mate with small stuffed dragons.

by jb4377 March 26, 2020

High Velocity Shit Spatter

Whenever you are about to shit on yourself and you finally sit on the toilet, the feces then explodes from your asshole. The speed and force from which the shit is ejected causes it to splatter all over the toilet. The thousands of little poop spots that look like freckles on the underneath of the toilet seat are known as shit spatter. It is caused by shit flying out of your butt at such a high speed.

*Husband lifts toilet lid to take a piss..*
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

High society

Group of truck enthusiasts with humongous penis’s

He is in high society his dick must be huge

by Almick September 27, 2021

high quality man

A male who is not only financially well off and physically desirable, but who most importantly has morals and great character. He is well rounded and secure making them the best long term partners.

Instead of just focusing on a high value man, try dating a high quality man! Period!

by Sunsetsky October 13, 2021

High School Parking Lot

A parking lot at a high school where there are on average 4 children conceived a year.

oh your baby is so cute where did you get him

the back of a 97 Toyota Tercel in my high school parking lot

by penisadult November 16, 2021

High school

Where self-esteem, innocence and dreams go to die.

I was looking forward to being an adult but high school ruined it for me

by Comictroll December 9, 2021

High By Design

A high traversing all the daylight hours and crossing into the dark, that has intentionally defined progression of stages marked by the drugs that shape their high. One must skillfully interweave hallucinogens, stimulants, alcohol, and cannabis without ever getting sloppy, falling asleep, or having any lack.

Our all day trip in Arizona was a great example of high by design….

by BDE Shade March 16, 2022