stairway to heaven

The song by Led Zeppelin that has the impossible quality of being the greatest rock-and-roll song of all time but somehow not Led Zeppelin's best song, which instead is Kashmir.

Classic Rock radio station: Once again, Stairway to Heaven has been voted the best song of all time.

Led Zeppelin fan: All of Zep's songs are great, but if I had to choose just one as my favorite, I'd say Kashmir.

by vhdvhd November 27, 2012

Heave a Havana

To grow a tail, take a dump, to light the bum cigar.

"Who went to Cuba, there's a huge havana in the shitter."

by Jtron 3000 October 5, 2003

7 minutes in heaven

a game usually played by teen at parties. Needs at least 4 people.

I was at Lizzie's party and we all decided to play 7 minutes in heaven. My crush spun the bottle and it landed on me! My friends locked us in her bedroom and started the timer. For the first you seconds we sat there awkardly staring at each other then he went for it! We started kissing and it transitioned to making out then it happened. He unbuttoned my new jeans and took them off. The timer went off and they opened the door! God I was so embarrassed because when they did all I had on was my bra which was almost going to fall off. He was shirtless. It was so embarrassing but that's how the game goes I guess.

by Lilysdiary May 9, 2012

stairway to heaven

The most gorgeous song done by Led Zeppelin. While the guitar chords are simple, it is composed brilliantly.

I believe stairway to heaven refers to a lady's greed leading to her demise. Much of the song refers to capitalism (western civilizaiton) and money in a negative light.

There's a lady whose sure
All that glitters is gold
and she's buying a stairway to heaven.

There's a feeling I get, when I look to the West/ and my spirit is crying for leaving.

by Alan December 11, 2003

heaven

A place that seems to get further and further away as humans' scientific knowledge improves.

About 100 years ago, Heaven was right above our heads. Then, when we started flying airplanes, it wasn't there, so it was moved right above the atmosphere. Finally, when we sent people into outer space and to the moon, it wasn't there either, so now Heaven is way past Pluto somewhere.

by star8706 November 7, 2003

heaven's door

That portion of a woman's anatomy that reminds one of paradise.

I spent the morning knocking on heaven's door.

by FastEddie August 3, 2005

Heavenously

In an angelic manner

Hannah heavenously walked home from school

by Kristooo June 20, 2019