Horse meat

A word for his bigger package(🍆)

A description of his size

- How big is he? “Horse meat”
- U know what I call that? “Horse meat”

by Yasmins January 12, 2021

horse wizards

mythical equestrian creatures who can fly, have magical abilities and will kill you if you dont change the channel. Often seen when you are drunk

"Damn horse wizards!"

by not racist April 22, 2003

Horse Rant

To have an obsession and feel the need to comment over something (i.e Liverpool fc) This act is carried out usually to and gain more friends on Facebook.

Did you hear that guy go on about the game last night. He was "Horse Ranting"

by Mr zzz March 01, 2011

Banana Horse

A human male phallus. A penis. A variation of the oft-used "Baloney Pony".

Greg: "Hey man, how's it going with that chick you met at the bar a few weeks back?"

Theo: "Solid. I've been on three dates with her. I'm thinking by the next one, I can get her to take a wild ride on the ol' banana horse."

by escapegoat June 10, 2010

Horse Velcher

johnathan lovejoy

"man, johns a horse velcher"
"d00d i no"
"stfu gayfagho0mofag"

by p0ptarts November 23, 2003

Sky Horse

(n.) The suffocating stench of horse shit on the breeze, shortly after manure has been spread or during the spring thaw when the stables make their presence olfactorily known. The term stems from the primitive mystical cult of the Great Horse in the Sky -- Sky Horse. The phenomenon of Sky Horse is particularly well known at rural colleges.

Rene: "Ah, jaysus, that smells foul. What is that?!"
Pablo: "That'll be Sky Horse coming back--it's April, you know."
Rene: "Fuck. Of course."

Diego:"Why are you inside on such a beautiful day?"
Frida:"I'm avoiding Sky Horse, man. Maybe next week."

by equus_caeli April 23, 2011

Horsed as a Biscuit

Completely and utterly wasted, due to over consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Kyle: What happened last night?
Tim: I'm not surprised you don't remember. You were Horsed as a Biscuit!

by Drew Stephens January 15, 2010