When you're shooting a handgun, you want to hold firmly enough that you hold on to the gun but not so that you're doing a Darth Vader death grip: "Greased Egg Grip". Hold it firmly enough it doesn't fly out of your hand but not so tight as to crack the egg and get it all over your shoes.
Man.. I can shoot my Beretta comfortably all day long with this Greased Egg grip without my Arthritis kicking in.. whoever thought of it was a genius!
by SRG720 January 27, 2012
Get the Greased Egg grip mug.Post ejaculation of solo masturbation, said person takes their cum and rubs it inside and out of their asshole while making seal sounds.
by jimmy_chicken July 26, 2012
Get the greasing the seal mug.Another word for your cell phone. Meaning that it is used to pick up grease (aka women, guys, booty call, etc...). Often used to describe a phone that gets ridiculous amounts of calls, texts and picture messages resulting from hitting on people and greasing them up like a boss.
"Heey, why didn't you pick up the grease horn last night?"
"Sorry man, it wasn't working, there was much too much grease so it was pooched for the night"
"Ahhh, I get it. You salty dawg you!!!"
"Sorry man, it wasn't working, there was much too much grease so it was pooched for the night"
"Ahhh, I get it. You salty dawg you!!!"
by IngridtheCat July 20, 2012
Get the Grease Horn mug.when someone (usually a woman) starts having sex with someone but its not good to they leave before the other persons finished.
That dude from last night had no idea what he was doing, so I had to pull the grease & peace on him.
by apymbal123 September 24, 2012
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When you stick a heroin spoon and stick it up your butt before taking in the ass by a lubed up person. The heroin gets absorbed by your rectum and colon.
by Captains knot February 27, 2014
Get the greasey spoon mug.1. A snack food specifically for grazing
2. Small bites meant for snacking rather than as a precursor to a main meal
3. A snack
4. A person who has snacks instead of meals
5. What you eat when you have the munchies.
2. Small bites meant for snacking rather than as a precursor to a main meal
3. A snack
4. A person who has snacks instead of meals
5. What you eat when you have the munchies.
They served graisins at the event the other day.
I had chips and guacamole for my graisin this afternoon.
She was so lazy she only had graisins during the school year.
I had chips and guacamole for my graisin this afternoon.
She was so lazy she only had graisins during the school year.
by G. Raisin April 30, 2014
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