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goon

a person most of the times a nigga (cuz yanno roaches are multiplying by the second) who get no gets no type gyals or pussy
D'Ondre is a goon.
by gun-handler86 January 19, 2018
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Rage Goon

When someone is gooning in an angry manor.
by GooGiver32 May 14, 2025
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Nocturnal Goon

This is another word for a wet dream, usually happens with the intention to nut to someone while you sleep.
Michael: I am going to jeet you in my sleep and have a nocturnal goon to you.

Yoni: Have a nice nocturnal goon about me!
by Hiiko November 2, 2025
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Flicker Gooning

A masculine term: Gooning at very high and difficult to achieve speeds whilst utilising a flicking motion against the Meatus of one's penis to achieve hyperstimulation. This technique has notoriously been said to be near impossible to consistently master, as it requires perfect sync between the user's ring and index finger. Flicker gooning is seen as an expert class technique among professional underground gooncaves.
"Maaaaan... I can't wait to learn flicker gooning.. it'd be a nice way to pass the class time.."
by DhilaPutkiHagaBairhoy May 22, 2024
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Goon

Goon is Samual birkin from Nuneaton likes to threaten woman
by Shuffle truffle April 29, 2023
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retardancy
person 1 : sigma gyatt ohio rizz when skibidi sigma attacks the svinka and creeper in oklahoma and then they goon their way out of there
their mom : i should've put you up for adoption
by ruben.notfound June 18, 2024
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Moon Gooning

when you wait till mid night, kill an elk with a tribe of native Americans, take it's head and put it on top of yours, cover yourself in its blood, and begin edging your self under the stars.
all the while shit faced of Peyote.
Me and eagle eye are gonna go down to the river bed and begin moon gooning
by eagle eye532 November 19, 2023
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