A variation on the move used to impress and/or disgust friends and acquaintances called " the goat " where the performer tucks his penis and testicles between his legs and bends over, forming what looks like a male goat's rear end. The goat sneeze happens when the performer, while in "mid-goat" flatulates, thereby causing the testicles to vibrate, simulating the typical reflex of the entire goat body during the act of sneezing.
When Delilah came in ready for sex, I was giving her the goat. I farted and she said, "Why did you give me a goat sneeze? No sex for you tonight."
by TheGoatHerder November 20, 2010
Get the goat sneezemug. Verb. A form of masterbation where a man uses his free hand to "pull" his balls back and sandwitches them between his legs, creating a "kinky pain" and extending the length of time before he shoots his load.
Duck: Do you guys ever squeeze yer balls between your legs when your wanking?
Ramsay: What?! Like self-goating?
Ramsay: What?! Like self-goating?
by mosh_rave January 25, 2009
Get the self-goatingmug. noun
/θrəʊt: ɡəʊt/
a title given to Nayan for her exceptional skill and prowess with the mouth (I'm not talking about singing)
/θrəʊt: ɡəʊt/
a title given to Nayan for her exceptional skill and prowess with the mouth (I'm not talking about singing)
by NADZM January 10, 2022
Get the Throat GOATmug. What you get when you go to the 'hood and think you're buying weed from some homie and you end up getting fleeced.
by lilmama July 4, 2005
Get the goat feedmug. Jeremy is a 30 year old "man" who dress up as a female and pretends to be a girl... he also looks like a goat so dont laugh too much he gets every self conscious about his goat like features. He also likes lil kids. So hide yo kids
by All of dtm January 1, 2019
Get the jeremy the goatmug. To be so high, from smoking marijuana, that you cannot move or speak. Commonly used by stoners who are bored with the commom slang. Associated with the stillness of a distant mountain goat standing peacefully.
Phil "why didnt you come by last night, we had fun."
Eric "Dude, I didnt feel like doing anything last night, I was high as a goat."
Eric "Dude, I didnt feel like doing anything last night, I was high as a goat."
by casanova8231 December 2, 2010
Get the High as a Goatmug. by Fraulein Schmerzen January 27, 2004
Get the Shibby Goatmug.