Hummer guy

The Owner of Aurora Resupply of cocaine

Don't you know Hummer guy is the Owner of Aurora Resupply?

by Softyi April 29, 2021

im that guy

your that guy, the one, HIM,

Jase-"IM THAT GUY"

by That Guy Jase September 27, 2021

conceited guy

A guy who is mostly a prep or a wannabe prep and thinks that hes everything and every girl wants him and he thinks hes so hot and cool but some people really find him as a jerk and he thinks hes too cool to talk to a non-popular person.

Matt: oh man all the girls want me i'm so awesome. I bet they all want to bang me.
other guy: ugh hes such a conceited guy.

by Random Chick5499 November 27, 2013

Guy Him

To beat or to prepare to beat the shit out of someone.

"And so this guy comes up to me at Wendy's talking shit, I have my Corona in one hand and proceed to Guy Him with my free hand."

by thatNigg April 15, 2015

Couch Guy

When you walk into a place where people have been smoking weed, there's always that one guy who's too high to function and is hanging out on the couch. Barely moves or acknowledges his surroundings and is clearly lost in thoughts of some sort. He's couch locked and thusly, the Couch Guy

"Dude, what's up with Dave?"

"Oh, nothing, he's just really baked. He's the Couch Guy."

by The_Sheepinator October 27, 2014

weezer guy

A grown man who tries to sex every person withing a 69 kilometre radius. He has recently been found dead in the woods. If weezer guy ever tries to sex you, run and hide.

"I saw the weezer guy came to sex you"
"Yeah but i made him run"

by MOURIJUANAGAYDRUGSSEXVIOLENCE February 13, 2022

changes guy

1. An individual who causes awkward silences by saying something totally against the flow of the conversation i.e. stupid, not funny, weird, etc.

Person 1: Dude, that chick is so hot.
Person 2: Yeah man. I'd tap that.
Person 3: I'd love to plant my seed into her and watch it grow into a beautiful apple tree.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Whatta changes guy.

by PseudoWoodo April 28, 2009