Guitarded

That derpy face people make when playing a guitar.

Check out Temu Jimi Hendrix over there getting guitarded.

by Dis Manibus Sacrum August 13, 2024

guitarron

big ass guitar of mexican origin. commonly used for bass

I play the guitarron!

by Jasmin Yañez December 10, 2024

Guitarded

Past tense of guitar

Ex. Me and my friend guitarded together last night.

by The Real Nigman February 6, 2025

Guitarthritis

A guitar related impairment of the hands triggered by overuse or medical condition.

I can't seem to play full-size guitars anymore, my guitarthritis is acting up, I guess I'll have to switch to mini guitars.

by MGSPrime December 11, 2025

Guitarance

Something you tolerate, and yet your heart sings for it.

I have such a guitarance for trap-remix music!

by BIRDGUITARANCE January 7, 2026

Instagram guitarist

A musician who attempts to impress others on social media with videos showcasing their technical abilities on the instrument, yet creates lackluster original music, if any at all.
Often a gearslut.

Henson: Marco seems to be making quite a name for himself as an Instagram guitarist - he's up to 180k followers this month!
Scuzzy: Yeah, but did you hear his new single on Spotify? It's a glorified finger exercise over a smooth jazz backing track... Where's the vision? 'better yet, where's the SONG?
Henson: Pssh, get with the times, boomer!
Scuzzy: I'm twenty-two...

by Anybody, et al. March 31, 2022

BURNOUT guitarist

an insanely multitalented person who plays most musical instruments such as the bass guitar, piano and drums, and is also part of a band called BURNOUT. however they often will lose in other pursuits, mainly chess.

Did you hear the BURNOUT guitarist playing their bass?
Yes, it sounded pretty fabulous ngl… I heard they lost in chess though :(

by botezgambit October 23, 2024