Greasy gary

A human being, generally male, with unlimited amounts of grease.
Can be used to describe a really greasy action.

Buddy 1: oh man I'm starving
Buddy 2: (just cooked a jacks frozen pizza) I need to hang a leak
Buddy 1: greases a couple slices of jacks
Buddy 2: (comes back from pissin) oh u greasy gary
Buddy 3: oh what a greasy gary

Example 2
Buddy 1 comes home from work and finds buddy 2 greasin a movie before church. Buddy 3 says oh you greasy gary, get to church

by Super Sal 3.0 November 23, 2018

Talkin' greasy

Could also mean talkin' smack. Introduced by 50 Cent meaning you are just talking bad about anything or anyone, knowing they either hear you or will find out what you said and possibly retaliate.

used in a sentence: "I heard that bitch was talkin' greasy about me at the club last night, but I bet she won't put her hands on me!"

by Rodiggity July 10, 2006

greatest music critic of all time

Dr. David Thorpe, PHD, a NASA scientist.

See David Thorpe and www.somethingawful.com/yourbandsucks

by slakresistance September 17, 2004

greasy beef curtains

sloppy hairy cunt lips you would like to look away but just can't

The girl next door has greasy beef curtains.

by swebb January 21, 2004

Greasy Shoebox

Sexual manuever involving a greased up foot or part of foot inserted into another consenting adult's anus.

Man. Tanya was nagging my ass off last night so I gave her the ol' greasy shoebox.

by GST12 March 12, 2008

Greasy Francis

The sex act which ends in semen being ejaculated onto a woman's head/hair, resulting in a greasy scalp.

I thought I would just have to swallow but instead he gave me a greasy Francis.

by Red Ham October 13, 2009

Greysess

An obsession for the main character of '50 shades trilogy'- Christian Grey
This word is a combination of the last name of the character, 'Grey', and the word 'obsess'

'Oh my god, I'm greysessed ever since I read '50 shades of grey'.'
'It wouldn't be surprising that nowadays a majority of women are greysessed.'

by THUNDER BOLT December 16, 2013