the german lightbulb

When you view a fat person from behind while they are bent over

Look at the german lightbulb, its huge

by Rommel December 18, 2019

sweep like a German

A very fast paced and vigorous back and forth method of using a broom on a floor or flat surface

Grandma used to say to get the floor really clean, you have to sweep like a German!

by Perry Menos December 20, 2019

German

The worst Fortnite player

The worst Fortnite player is German

by Edwinb April 20, 2019

German Audubon

Deutschland's famous network of flyways, where our various and assorted feathered friends are welcome to flap and flutter along as fast as they please --- speed limits are merely suggested and optional.

Due to the high-speed travel of a majority of the German Audubon's airborne commuters, one should always keep a sharp eye out for any and all road-signs along the way, to avoid unwanted collisions with hurtling masses of feathers and hard muscle. For example, if you see a sign that warns, "Beware of low-flying waterfowl", you should immediately **duck**... okay, okay --- it's a terrible pun, but you know you love it. :P

by QuacksO April 27, 2019

German Wedding

A beautiful ceremony that takes place between two men, signified by one of the men punching his life-partner in the anus and wearing “the ring” on his wrist

“Oh my god. Simon and Luca are so in love they wear each other’s anus on their sleeve. What a Sehr schön German Wedding.”

by Jim reeve March 20, 2019

german

a language that sucks, there aren't any good teachers for the subject so that makes it even worse

person 1: I am so busy with school, I hate it mostly because of....
person 2: german?
person 1: yes, how did you guess that?

by cursedictionary March 28, 2019

Stone German

He is acc the bolloks he has a massive knob don’t know how he is the bolloks at Most things wish I could be like him one day

I wish I could be a stone German

by Sdog May 20, 2019