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February 27

If you don’t get you bf you don’t get hugs kisses and cuddles etc.
Bf it’s February 27 and you haven’t gotten me anything you know what that means
Gf FUCK!
by lil queff February 9, 2020
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February 18th

February 18th is national push devon down a flight of stairs for not having seen the movie The Sandlot
Dylan: You know what day it is? February 18th
Devon: Fuck
by SandlotLover69 February 17, 2020
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February 19th

National grab anyone's butt day
Let me grab dat butt its February 19th
by Unkn🅾️wn February 18, 2020
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February 22

its your daughters birthday and everyone expects you to accomplish the impossible
i declare it international give a mum a wage day
Hey, its February 22. My brain and body are fucked but everyone's having a good time. Gin, anyone?
by Krkič February 21, 2020
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February 12th

On this day a true bad bitch from Gracanica is born and she is the prettiest one. We love her you know who u are
Wow shes so pretty. Yeah shes born on February 12th
by s3lmqq May 6, 2020
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February 34

The day the dinosaurs died due to a meteor hitting earth, and a fat fart made by a pack of humongous cockroaches.
Person 1: What day did the dinos die?
Person 2: Oh, February 34 of course!
Person 1: Oh ya, how could I forget!
by Kanye East yuhhhhhhhhh May 28, 2020
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February 13th, 2004

A day for the ages... one of extreme celebration... 24 hours of supreme bliss... a day in which one of the greatest specimens to ever walk the earth popped out of a vagina, along with lots of nasty fluids. Who knew that on this day such kindness, beauty, and intelligence would come wafting out of that amniotic sac. That 7 pound 3 ounce pile of screaming human would one day come to grace the world with her charm, trying her best each and every day to make the lives of others around her better. All 8 billion other homo sapiens ought to thank our lord and savior Jesus Christ for blessing the world with this unique, one-of-a-kind girl named Lilly.
"For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout on February 13th, 2004" -1 Thessalonians 4:16-17
by whippysnake245 September 8, 2020
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