four headed grass accident

Something spectacularly silly and sublimely expressive of the comical futility of human existence. Like a four headed baby conceived between a couple who couldn't even recognise one another because the grass was too tall (or they had smoked too much of it). An utter disaster.
Little Downs-Syndrome Pepita here is Marcia's little four headed grass accident.

His thirtieth birthday party was a four headed grass accident.
by Fearman February 14, 2008
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get on all fours like a dog

A command you give to cum guzzling whores before punishing and/or pleasuring said cum guzzling whore.
Yo Stan, saw you hit it off with that cum guzzling whore during the sharkula movie last night, you seal the deal playa?

Yessir, I told that cum guzzling whore to get on all fours like a dog! That's it! That's all she wrote!@
by successfulengineer November 14, 2022
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Four Fingered Yeti Tangler

(v) the act of sliding four fingers of your left hand into a woman's vagina and spreading it and then with the right hand, non-gently shove it in. Apparently the sound she makes sounds like a Yeti.
She hates it when i do the Four Fingered Yeti Tangler in bed.
by Colamord May 03, 2010
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four fingers up🫶

means you’re madly obsessed with me🫶🫶🫣🫣
by kajsjsnsjsjajbwhehdhc May 07, 2022
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four fingered kit kat

another way of saying that four people fingered someone called katrina
did u hear that four fingered kit kat
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 04, 2009
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