How to describe Florida:
Old people driving 5mph to either Publix or Walmart, over-priced tourist attractions, a new child molester case on the news every day, snowbirds galore, a new cockroach somewhere every day as well, stupid politicians, 20 hurricanes every season, FCAT, emo/scene kids, hot weather with humidity to match.
One thing I do love about living here the last 8 years are the skies, flowers, and beaches... unless they're infested with tourists and fat hairy transvestites in speedos. Gross.
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Old people driving 5mph to either Publix or Walmart, over-priced tourist attractions, a new child molester case on the news every day, snowbirds galore, a new cockroach somewhere every day as well, stupid politicians, 20 hurricanes every season, FCAT, emo/scene kids, hot weather with humidity to match.
One thing I do love about living here the last 8 years are the skies, flowers, and beaches... unless they're infested with tourists and fat hairy transvestites in speedos. Gross.
Also see Hell.
Old Man visiting Florida: look at the lively youth! playing with their water guns...
Old Woman visiting Florida: LOOK, HONEY! A BINGO HALL COMBINED WITH A WALMART! *slams brakes*
Old Woman visiting Florida: LOOK, HONEY! A BINGO HALL COMBINED WITH A WALMART! *slams brakes*
by sarahSANITY June 21, 2007
Get the Florida mug.Slow 5.0 v8 or v6 Twin tUrbO. Neither model f150s could pull a wet stick out of a dogs ass. They are the rice of trucks.
Hey get your Ford f-150 out of my front yard it’s depreciating the value of my house buy just being in the same town you truck rice liberal
by Jholzer714 April 27, 2019
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Get the ford mug.The dodge's transmition fell out, it was then towed to the junkyard by a FORD truck.
The chevy truck got stuck in the mud, so the 4 cylinder ranger had to pull it out in 2 wheel drive.
The chevy truck got stuck in the mud, so the 4 cylinder ranger had to pull it out in 2 wheel drive.
by Jimrod1992 January 23, 2009
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A mid-sized mid-priced sedan from the ford motor company. It's ugly as sin and notorious for being cheap and shitty. Early 90's low-end models are virtually indestructible due to a front and rear set of polyurethane bumpers, however being able to survive a full speed impact into a tree without any visual damage doesn't make it any less of a piece of shit.
I can't stand this fucking ford taurus, it gets eight miles to the gallon, has an exhaust leak that makes it sound like a lawnmower, and looks like it belongs in a destruction derby.
by JFA MOFO March 22, 2008
Get the ford taurus mug.A university in Gainesville, Florida that is a cesspit. The people are rude, obnoxious and above all else, uncivilized. The students, fans and alumni all have a sense of entitlement due to their purchasing of great players, coaches and equipment from the profits of their one true success, Gatorade. Without that beverage, U of F would be on par with the University of Vanderbilt. The University also has the worst dressed fans and students in the nation.
Dude 1: That guy has a gelled, highlighted mullet, jean shorts(jorts) and a wife-beater with dip stains.
Dude 2: Yeah, he is president of his fraternity at the University of Florida.
Dude 2: Yeah, he is president of his fraternity at the University of Florida.
by Gator Hater April 5, 2011
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