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war face

I looked a mirror while I was fapping right before I came, and when my shit came out, saw my war face.

I was fapping in my office, at my desk, then my boss started walking in as soon as I came. I kept stroking it out because he couldn't see my whole arm, but my war-face was still up. I told I had a sneeze cumming on, but I don't think he bought it.
by Ron Tacandong April 14, 2014
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Your Face

An insult used for humor or annoyance.
Person 1: Dude, you're a jerk.
Person 2: Your face is a jerk.
Person 1: Your mom is a jerk.
Person 2: Your mom's face.
Person 1: Your mom's face's mom.
Person 2: Your mom's face's mom's jerkface.
Person 1: Your mom's face's mom's face's mom.
Person 2: Your mom's face's mom's face's mom's face.
Person 1: Well, your mom's face's mom's face's mom's face's mom! And my daddy can beat up your daddy.
Person 2: STFU JERK!
Person 1: Your face...
Person 3: Both of you STFU and post your conversation at www.urbandictionary.com
Person 1 and Person 2: Your face! *high five*
by fellupahill November 21, 2004
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sex face

An expression you have on your face during sex.
Duncan's sex face looked like a startled rabbit.
by ddddddddddddddd October 26, 2005
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Resting bitch face

A condition that effects 1 in 6 people meaning that their "zoned out face" is in a constant state of bitchiness.
'Claire Horn has resting bitch face!!'
by Daisy hawkins December 1, 2014
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eating face

vigorously swallowing another ones lips, making out ferociously, sucking face, sucking in another ones lips sloppyly
that akward couple in school at lockers who are making out and calling it "kissing" also known as eating face
by leonalewislover January 2, 2010
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Face-to-Facebook

Adding only your closest friends in Facebook and keeping in touch with them, for real.
Jake -I got 1,500 friends in this cool networking game called Facebook and you got like 10. LMAO, you suck..
Marcus -For me it is more like Face-to-Facebook, like seeing my friends when not really being able to meet them in person.
by Finnish-linguist December 14, 2009
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Face Hurt

Face hurt occurs when you laugh so hard that your face hurts. The only solution to correct face hurt is a Jawhorse. This will enable you to put your face-hurt jaw back into postion.
Stop making me laugh!!! I have so much face hurt!!! Now I gotta go purchase Jawhorse to fix face hurt!!!!
by hossy tussy August 30, 2010
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