face like a smashed crab

an ugly face, usually a woman's. this expression originated in australia.

she had a face like a smashed crab!

by b9 September 30, 2005

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Frosted Face

n. The act of ejaculating all over someones face. It's GRRRRRRREAT!

I gave my woman a frosted face last night...it was GRRRREAT!!!

by Keeper of the Light September 1, 2003

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war face

The face you make when you ejaculate/cum.

I looked a mirror while I was fapping right before I came, and when my shit came out, saw my war face.

I was fapping in my office, at my desk, then my boss started walking in as soon as I came. I kept stroking it out because he couldn't see my whole arm, but my war-face was still up. I told I had a sneeze cumming on, but I don't think he bought it.

by Ron Tacandong April 14, 2014

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Your Face

An insult used for humor or annoyance.

Person 1: Dude, you're a jerk.
Person 2: Your face is a jerk.
Person 1: Your mom is a jerk.
Person 2: Your mom's face.
Person 1: Your mom's face's mom.
Person 2: Your mom's face's mom's jerkface.
Person 1: Your mom's face's mom's face's mom.
Person 2: Your mom's face's mom's face's mom's face.
Person 1: Well, your mom's face's mom's face's mom's face's mom! And my daddy can beat up your daddy.
Person 2: STFU JERK!
Person 1: Your face...
Person 3: Both of you STFU and post your conversation at www.urbandictionary.com
Person 1 and Person 2: Your face! *high five*

by fellupahill November 21, 2004

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