Evan's Boywife

The Roblox Officially's officially unofficial furry known as "Hex". Will deny it mid-fursuit. Known nicknames: “Evan’s boywife”, “my dick sucker”, “the twink menace” and “the HSR RNG curse made flesh”. Half twink, half fox, full-time degenerate. Will unironically say “rawr” and think that counts as flirting. Lives in Evan's DMs and the bottom of the leaderboard

Known for rage-typing in lowercase, sending 😭 mid-breakdown, and calling you a slur before cuddling you. Plays like a bottom, fights like a bitch, and types like he hasn't slept in 36 hours. Hasn't touched grass since 2021 and won't unless Evan holds his hand.

Hex will pull a 3-star and cry about it like his cat died. Then go back to kissing Evan mid-boss fight while screaming “I’m SUPPORT!!” as the rest of the team dies.

Fun Fact: Has a PhD in being a little meow meow.

boykisser1: "Bro why is the boss still alive?"
boykisser2: "Evan's Boywife stopped attacking to kiss Evan mid-fight."
boykisser1: "Classic Evan's Boywife shit. Literal boykisser. Priorities: 1. Evan. 2. Suicide. 3. HSR pulls."

by DickPixie May 13, 2025

evan martel

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IM EVAN MARTEL WAHH WAHHH WAHHH

by uhhhhhhhgsfkjsgdfjhsb May 27, 2025

Evan Stevens

yn with bowl cut and mole.

Liking kirby air ride is an evan stevens moment. plus fuck tyler

by TheDentist2 August 2, 2025

to pull a evan on it

When you go to your friends house and you wont go home

oh nooo i have no spin home can i stay at yours? thats a evan

to pull a evan on it

by hahahahaha man October 21, 2010

Pulling an Evan

1. To become heavily intoxicated to the point of requiring assistance

2. To have no self-control with regard to anything

"Do you see how faded he is right now? He's totally pulling an Evan again."

by 同志 January 27, 2023

dirty evan

Someone who loves to take control when having sex. One who is "in it to win it". He won't be gentle. He pulls hair, slaps ass, and can ride it all night long. Aspires to be a porn star by night and college student by day. Also does the pile driver in bed and ladies love it. Piles drive her right in the ass.

"Who is that? Hope he gives me a dirty Evan."

Who is that? Hope he's dirty Evan

by Lulumagoo87 July 10, 2014

gay evan

A tall coconut haired male that suck long black cock and takes it in his tight hairy asshole and loves getting drench in hot white cum

Me and Gay Evan had so much hardcore fun last night

by cocklover4375893460737547052 March 9, 2016