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Evan

That turbo-hot guy that every girl wants but none have the courage to ask out
Girl 1: Where’s Evan?
Girl 2: I don’t know, I miss my daily dose of eye-candy though :(
by skylar404 January 19, 2022
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Evan

A tall smart boy who is a total angel. He's tall and has tan-ish skin with brown hair. He has about 30 girls chasing him and doesn't realize that he has a lot going for him. He is popular and is very smart. He does math about 2 grades above him and the same for every other subject. He's a super hottie and all the girls melt when they see him.
Man, That Evan Has Everything Every Girl Wants!

Sorry, but he's mine.
Wait, really?

Yep lost your chance my friend.
Congrats.

I still can't believe Evan's mine!
by dump.trump May 30, 2018
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Evan Peters

Evan Peters. The most adorable guy ever.

He’s like the human version of an m&m ! Or a teddy bear!
“Hey who’s your crush?”
“Evan peters 🙄”
“But you’re a guy!”
“And?”
by anonymous January 20, 2023
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Evan

Evan is the kind of guy who not only loves hitting up the hottest shops but also knows how to enjoy a good time in the bedroom. His idea of a perfect day involves a mix of indulging in retail therapy and receiving enthusiastic attention in the form of getting his dick suck. With a knack for combining his passions, Evan ensures that both his shopping bags and his intimate moments are equally satisfying.
He’s also really smart but really annoying when we don’t get what he wants.

Also be careful of the Evan, he’s a cheater and you have to be tough with him to make sure that he stay loyal to you.

I love you Evan
Daddy Noah.
What’s Evan’s personality like?

Noah: oh… Well
by NoahMiguelrz August 26, 2024
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Bethany evans

An amazing hot sexy person who is loving and has a weird obsession with cars and loves everyone around her she is shy at first but when she opens up she is bubbly and calls people pookie. Ily pooks
by Hehe.hehe.hehe August 16, 2024
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evan dillworth

dumb idiot that doesn’t know how to play minecraft
diamonds spawn below -60” “no they don’t, what are you, evan dillworth??
by noahbragg79 May 3, 2022
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Evan

Evan is a dickhead of a guy, he has big ears and looks like a fat ugly monkey
by Jokeing ofc February 26, 2024
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