English Bulldog

"The Bulldog is a breed with characteristically wide shoulders and a matching head. There are generally thick folds of skin on a Bulldog's brow, followed by round, black, wide-set eyes, a short muzzle with characteristic folds called "rope" above the nose, with hanging skin under the neck, drooping lips, and pointed teeth. The coat is short, flat and sleek, with colors of red, fawn, white, brindle (mixed colors, often in waves or irregular stripes), and piebald.

In the US, the size of a typical mature male is about 55-60 pounds and that for mature females is about 45 pounds for a Standard English Bulldog. In the United Kingdom, the breed standard is 55 pounds for a male and 50 pounds for a female.

While some canine breeds have their tails cut or docked soon after birth, Bulldogs are one of very few breeds whose tail is naturally short and curled."

About half the bulldogs you will meet will be fine, but the other half are true terrors and should be put out of their misery. Over-bred and over-priced, they'll hardly be able to breath, can hardly play, have sensitive stomachs and skin, deformed teeth, a weird curled in tail, and a horrible habit of rubbing their netherlands all over your wall... much like a bear scratches his back. Combine that with horrible gas, and you wonder why God continues to let these things exist.

1. The english bulldog is a great family dog for some.
2. A shit stained, breathing disabled monster whose overpriced food and expensive medical bills will soon put you in the poorhouse.

Guy 1: "Hey you want to go to Joe's house tonight to watch the game?"
Guy 2: "Hell no, his swamp creature ruins it for me."

by Corgwyn July 28, 2011

engineery

Of or pertaining to the concept of engineering or engineers.

Bill: Hey, what is that contraption?

Ted: I don't know, but it's really engineery.

by akdom April 1, 2009

Englishman Stick-up

When five Englishmen play cum on a bisquet, but the loser has to give the bisquet to his girlfreind.

Dude Brock lost the EnglishMan Stick-up and had to feed it to Alex.

by Mobsterking52 January 16, 2011

english chatting

One of the best english groups on telegram @english_chatting_club. Kosmos is the founder of that awesome chat. You can meet a lot of cool people there. Trust me that group can change your life.

-Damn there's one spectacular telegram group called English Chatting. Join right now it's fun!!!

by XXXdead July 25, 2019

English language

Latin and German's weird uncle

The English language is a combination of Latin, German, French and Greek.

by IntergalactalEnergy December 4, 2022

party like an engineer

phrase. used to describe a phenomenon where an engineering undergrad starts swearing at his friends for not pursuing his noble profession of fixing "things". side effects include swearing at names of academic institutions apart from that of his.

Engineer Z literally defined party like an engineer last night and in his post-drunkard state asked friends to sit beside him at a bus stop while he tells a story and proclaims his craving for hokkien mee

by investmentbanker1990 February 7, 2012

Four principles of a diesel engine

Suck, squeeze, bang and blow.

It sucks the fuel, squeeze it out through injectors, ignite through combustion and then blows through exhaust.

FOUR PRINCIPLES OF A DIESEL ENGINE

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow.

by Sugar pello May 15, 2017