Ed

Absolute stud.
Has a 10 inch penis and is extremely attractive

Look that’s Ed I want him to pound me

by Jigglywiggler May 29, 2022

Ed

Ed is dumb inmature and rude nobody like him

Ed is a person

by Joemama14205 April 24, 2020

ed not sheeran

basically an eating disorder, but it win’t be banned on tiktok

- bro, you look kinda unhealthy lately
- yeah, actually - my ed not sheeran is kicking my ass……

by gownoptaka July 6, 2023

Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran is a brand of cereal that tastes like stinky rat guts. It’s so overpriced considering it tastes like absolute dirt. It has printed pictures of a creepy man with orange hair on each cereal piece.

Kid: Mom can I get the new Ed Sheeran cereal?? they say it’s really good!
Mom: Umm.. I guess
Kid:EW THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED!! THIS TASTES LIKE DIRT

by egf.koi September 4, 2021

pull an ed

(A) To cop a feel

(B) Unsolicited touching

Hey girl don't sit next to that guy, he'll try to pull an ed on you

by D. Scotty July 8, 2017

Jepsen-ed

When you hear the annoyingly catchy tune of Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe', and it's stuck in your head for the rest of the day/week/month/year/life.

A person who has been Jepsen-ed may experience irritability, nausea, and discomfort. Look out for sure signs of the afflicted humming the tune. If you don't run, you'll be the next victim.

Stu -- "Dude, what's up with Carl? He's been really grouchy and he's been complaining of nausea and pain.

Dude -- "Our buddy Carl was Jepsen-ed and he may never be the same."
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* guy hears a girl singing 'Call Me Maybe' whilst walking down the street*
Guy -- "Stand back, foul creature! I will not be Jepsen-ed!!"

by RayneBeau November 5, 2012

ed sherran

a ginger nut biscuit probably no ginger pubes very veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sus and gay

why are your pubes ed sherran colured

by harry styles looks like messi September 4, 2022