No dump

A more casual variation to "No shit!" or "no way". Can be used in place of the latter.

Guy A: Wheres the bathroom? I gotta take a shit.

Guy B: Oh it's out of order, Miguel fucked it up yesterday.

Guy A: No dump? Man I really gotta go.

by FuctButSects November 4, 2010

City dump

When someone falls asleep with their mouth open, and you shit in their mouth.

Dexter fell asleep at the party last night, and Jasper gave him a city dump.

by Bookitty May 31, 2014

Steamy Dump

When you take a shit and it comes out in such a large area it looks like a explosion when it shot out of your ass and the smell is so unbearable that not even the person who shit it can bear it.

I just took a Steamy Dump in the toilet.

by SwaggerGagger November 7, 2018

Trump Dump

Verb. To walk into a crowded, well lit place, carefully lower you trousers and defecate on the floor and then immediately blame someone else for the mess while still wiping your bottom.

Jim: Did you see the Trump Dump that the President just took?
Biff: You mean when he had a number of extra martial affairs with porn stars and then blames his attorney for making the hush money payoffs.

by dgRonbo December 15, 2018

90s Dump

When you forget your cell phone, need to take a shit in a bathroom stall, having no electronic device to entertain you while you drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.

I forgot my cell phone on my way to work. When I took my morning crap, it was boring as fuck! I had to take a 90s Dump!

by faceyneck September 22, 2021

Tactical Coffee Dump

When you drink a coffee at the opportune moment before leaving the house or embarking on a long journey; utilising the laxative powers of the coffee to time the perfect dump in the comfort of a clean, working toilet.

Friend -Aw man, I really need to blow my rear load but someone chundered all over the toilet

Wiser Friend -Duuude, why didn't you smash a tactical coffee dump back at Leroy's place?
Friend -Sheeiiiiiiit

by nron_hubbard November 16, 2015

Double Monster Dump

The double monster dump, abbreviated DmD, is where you dump so big that your dump comes out of the john and takes another dump on top of your dump.

Yo lil cuh, i just took a dump and then in dumped on top of my dump. It was a Double monster Dump.

by P 4 Lyfe August 11, 2018