Samalama ding dong

A bad ass bich who loves Nutella and is annoyingly indecisive their sibling likes u a LOT and they are soo nice when they wanna be and a complete hue when they don’t

Oh yes that ones a right Samalama ding dong

by Rookiooooo October 30, 2019

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lee dong wook

HOTTEST KOREAN ACTOR. plays the best characters, is respectful, his smile is precious and he's the cutest baby ever. he also is TALL. he's the same age as my dad but idc <3.

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who's the best korean actor? Lee Dong Wook!

by his gf <3 November 20, 2021

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long dong silva

The man with the longest dick in the world.

Jack:"Whoa, did you here of long dong silva? He has like a 1m long dick.!
Michael:"Man that's long. But i still don't understand how he masturbates. Wouldn't he die of the bloodpressure in his dick?"
Jack:"That's a good question. I think he didn't even try to. He knows what would happen."

by Holly Grale March 01, 2016

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Ding dong ass

When someone sticks their ding dong (penis) into another person's ass sideways

John: yo Tom I just had a ding dong ass with ella

Tom: that's my guy

by Wonky slush February 02, 2021

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Ding Dong Ditch

When a piece of shit loser knocks a girl up and can't handle the financial and emotional responsibility of being a father so he leaves her high and dry.

Did you hear about Kevin man? He ding dong ditched Celena !

by Chadleyturpenkum March 13, 2017

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