dj

the most perfectest person in the entire universe who makes everybody around him happy just by his presence and he’s really cute and i love him so much

omg he’s my dj he makes me feel really good and he can lick this pussy whenever he wants and he can get mega head literally whenever i see him

by ummmmmfartnugget69 March 5, 2023

DJ Piet

Perfection captured in human form.

You can't use DJ Piet in an example, you can only experience it.

by AnkiSoFluffy June 23, 2022

DJ button

every music teachers worst nightmare

whatever you do do NOT press the DJ button alright

(someone presses it)

WHAT DID I SAY YOU LITTLE SHITS

by big fat tubby February 9, 2023

DJ T

abbreviation
Donald J. Trump

"DJ T ain't gonna take that lying down, cuz he's always been a G, uppercase G. So DJ T was like, aight B, since you still talking big game playa, I'ma drop some bombs on you Iran, aight."

by TheBigSmooth25 June 23, 2025

DJ

Stands for Dislocated Junk
When you have a boner and accidentally trip and fall on your penis making it bend

Nathan:”Bro are you ok I haven’t seen you in years!”
Sasha: “I’m not good man, I got a DJ after I got in an accident”
Nathan: “Oh my god”

by AlaxAtax June 9, 2020

National DJ a bitch day

on this day January 1st- December 31st DJ is a bitch ass nigga

Von: aye yk today is national dj a bitch day
tay: ong i ain’t know that
Von: yeah and imma leak that nigga music

by DJABITCH223 April 25, 2021

Lab Dj

Basically a Studio or “Bedroom” Dj who performs or streams mixes out of their personal lab. Including Dj podcasts.

Dj Mike is mostly a lab Dj but plays out monthly.

by EricIvn July 15, 2021