dad eater

someone who hates their parents and spends their whole time on video games

"My friend is such a dad eater, he doesn't get off rust"

"Did you hear about Tanay? apparently he's a dad eater"

"I would never eat a dad eater, they are disgusting"

by uwuvik February 20, 2023

Dad head

A male who looks old for their age, or perhaps they are just old. Look like they have (or should have) kids by now.

Who's that dad head over there?

by WaffleWaffleEggy June 19, 2021

dad's lasagna

Code for bedtime, used commonly in the western parts of North America.

Luke: Anyone up for another game?
Brenden: No thanks, dad's lasagna.

by broooon June 8, 2018

Ken’s dad

Gone to the gas station to get milk

Hey mom dad pulled a ken’s dad

by FCC rcbdro March 5, 2020

Fuck their dads

To assert dominance and show force.

The Puckers really fucked their dads in that game last night.

Show them who is boss and just fuck their dads.

by Dandrew November 29, 2021

dad mag

A woman who attracts men (younger or older) with children.

This is the 3rd guy that you’ve met who has children, girl, you’re a dad mag

by Dad Mag October 11, 2019

Deadbeat Dad

Octavio Maldonado aka "sperm donor"

Deadbeat dads are a waste of space.

by Princesspandaxbear June 19, 2017