dad dash

Verb: when a dad makes a mad naked dash from the bathroom to the bedroom hoping nobody sees him, but in end not caring if they do.

I'm definitely going to need some therapy after witnessing that dad dash.

by yinzer84 April 22, 2019

Dad the chad

is a dad who is a total chad

Dad the chad aka mark Dornath

by Chad kylie December 11, 2020

Dad 23000

This is a tactic usually pulled off by fauthers in which permanently leaving their kids "to get milk"

Damnnnnn Bobby Karen just pulled the dad 23000!!!

by yee yee bro January 14, 2021

bunny dad

A guy who let's his pet rabbit rule his life

My friend is a bunny dad he does every thing for his bunny

by mulletman59 October 28, 2021

dad mag

A woman who attracts men (younger or older) with children.

This is the 3rd guy that you’ve met who has children, girl, you’re a dad mag

by Dad Mag October 12, 2019

Dad head

A male who looks old for their age, or perhaps they are just old. Look like they have (or should have) kids by now.

Who's that dad head over there?

by WaffleWaffleEggy June 19, 2021

Dad Balls

When you testicles start shrinking at the thought of having more children. Woman get "mom brain" which makes them stupid and Dad's get "Dad Balls" the older the kids get and the more kids they have.

My coworker said "I have mom brain" to which I said, "yeah, well I have Dad Balls."
-author (RBV )

by Vishnoogle May 19, 2017