Corpus Crusty

When your wife doesn't have sex with you. You wait until she falls asleep then you jerk off and nut on her face so when she wakes up her eyelids are crusty and stuck together.

Woman, either give me sex or im gonna give you a Corpus Crusty.

by Brooks19840 December 18, 2023

The crusty Frida

When you’re gf is sleeping, you shave some pubes and then cum between her eyes and layer the pubes in fine fashion as to give her a unibrow, then when she wakes up she’ll be crusty and angry and look like Frida Calo.

She fell asleep and I gave the Crusty Frida for the third time this week and boy, was she crusty.

by Evanstein99 December 1, 2023

Dirty crusty lesbian

A lesbian who plays local women’s afl for an outter suburbs team. This individual will also be in office administration and drive a suv

Look at that dirty crusty lesbian

by anonymous May 30, 2025

A Crusty Oliver

Where a man spunks on a girl then reads the torah and finally proceeds to fuck her with the scroll till she ascends

OMG i am just craving a Crusty Oliver so flipping bad

by pythonlion67 November 25, 2025

An Extra Crusty Garcia

When a latino women takes a tostitos chip and dips it in a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he hasn't wiped in a few weeks.

I was at Ron Jeremy's house last night and he made me give him an extra crusty Garcia.

by Gaming Hams January 19, 2017

Your bread's crusty

An insult used towards a male or female has multiple STI's from their own fault.

I'm not bangin' you, your bread's crusty.

by Doctor Defenition May 31, 2018

Getting a crusty

When you get a leaky boner, but cant do anything about it so it gets crusty

Bro i was in class and i was getting a crusty right when the teacher asked me to present, i couldnt adjust so now its stuck to my underwear

by Slightly Syko January 25, 2020