shoepid cracker

a term to cuss out boomers and karens meant for the soul purpose to confoose/piss dem of

me: shoepid cracker
karen: Im CaLlInG pOlIcE bIsH
me: do yor kids listen to kidz bop shoepid cracker

by 🅼🅰🅲🅺 🆃🅷🅴 🅶🅰🆈🅸🆁🆁🅵 March 13, 2020

Tofu Cracker

Used an an insult against a (typically white female) self proclaimed "health guru". Usually obsessed with crystals, energy healing, and follows an extreme form of veganism (may go as far to shame any meat eater).

Health guru: "Make sure to realign yourself with Mother Earth's core every five minutes!"
Everyone else: "Ok, tofu cracker."

by satanicevil April 27, 2020

covid the cracker

A covidiot circle jerk where participants try to land their ambiguously negative bodily fluids onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to land eats the cracker. Covid-19 inspired variant of soak the cracker.

Covid Joe joined his bros down at the lake for a game of covid the cracker.

by bilemonger May 29, 2020

Christ on a cracker

When something fucks up, your whole day is shitty and something sets you off so you scream CHRIST ON A CRACKER

Mia slips falls and busted her ass, I laughed so hard as she screamed Christ on a cracker

by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020

jacobs crackers

the best creamy tasteful crunchy yummy crackers u could ever eat

“if u don’t like jacobs crackers i am so sorry”

by brickarmstrong September 18, 2020

oyster cracker

an over-worn pantyliner that smells like the dumpster behind Long John Silvers

I think Jane has an oyster cracker in her dungarees...someone open a window.

by AJ Elk January 11, 2012

Wig Cracker

A person who cracks one's wig and is, therefore, so obtuse and square as to give anyone who is hip a headache.

Man, that cat's so square he just doesn't get it. He's such a wig cracker

by Beanaeb January 18, 2012