Used an an insult against a (typically white female) self proclaimed "health guru". Usually obsessed with crystals, energy healing, and follows an extreme form of veganism (may go as far to shame any meat eater).
Health guru: "Make sure to realign yourself with Mother Earth's core every five minutes!"
Everyone else: "Ok, tofu cracker."
Everyone else: "Ok, tofu cracker."
by satanicevil April 28, 2020
Made from the fruit of a Belinjo (gnetum gnemon) tree, the ripe red fruit are boiled then pounded and dried into flat little disks that puff up a bit when fried for just a few seconds.
by nurshahzani August 12, 2021
That old lady almost hit me in the parking lot! I don't think she could even see over the steering wheel.
Yeah, she was a gran-cracker for sure.
Yeah, she was a gran-cracker for sure.
by Ushie December 05, 2008
A group of white people.
by f uck ypu August 07, 2021
The easier way to say "Middle America," or anything west of West Virginia, or east of Colorado. The United States Heartland.
"Where did those draconian voting rights laws get passed?" "Oh, in the cracker barrel." "Of course... the states that have age of consent laws under 18 years old."
by Kuhreezo April 26, 2021
A group of white supremacists huddled into a U-Haul for transportation to some event or location where they can harass racial or sexual minorities.
by Lieselotte June 15, 2022
Verb. When the waiting staff at a restaurant take your order and it takes an hour or more for them to get out to you.
by nibble-flabbus July 14, 2023