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College Poop

When you share a dorm room in college and you have to shit but don't want your new roomie to know you just took a shit, so you take a quick one. Hence the college poop.

Can be taken during a commercial break...3-5min.
"I was with Sara, my new roommate, and I really needed to shit. So I took a college poop."
by 4TheTheTheThes January 4, 2012
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College cupcake

An overentitled college student that needs a safe space because of a mouse fart. These creatures tend to move to their parents basement after receiving a $60,000 education and being indoctrinated with liberal ideologies . They will end up on welfare after they use up everyone else's money and then whine about being mistreated because they didn't get everything given to them without working for it.
The college cupcake protested the protesting protester.
by Turd_Furgason November 23, 2016
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College Lesbian

A woman who has sex with women because it adds to her social capital or helps her seem more appealing to men.
She started dressing like a dyke but you know she's just a college lesbian.
by DiamondDorje March 1, 2018
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college sainte marcelline

bitch ass school with a handful of good ppl the rest are a bunch of stuck up virgin mary's that don't know how to act. the school itself is all broken down and looks like a fkg correction facility from the outside even though we're not that pour. we get a boring ass high school experience
marcy un jour marcy toujours
normal friend: what school u go to?
you: oh you don't know it.. it's in the middle of a fucking forest...its college sainte marcelline
normal friend: *makes a pitty face* im sorry...
by yourveryownmarcy October 16, 2019
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Roseville College

Roseville College is a school on Sydney’s north shore surrounded by other private girl schools like PLC, Abbotsleigh and Ravenswood. The girls are very well mannered and nice, however once you go to Roseville, you can never escape their values.

The school likes to restrict their girls from interacting with any other schools, especially boys schools. Boyfriends are a very rare occurrence. The girls also aren’t that popular compared to the other private schools.
Most of the girls who wear designer clothes and drive fancy cars are actually nice people. The school loves their rule on strict earrings, however the girls don’t let that get in their way.

Year 8’s think their top but the older years put them in place.
Person 1: That’s a Roseville College girl
Person : Ohhh, no wonder I don’t know her, she seems nice though.
by User192726166171 June 20, 2020
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Hailsham Community College

A school that is shit, Mrs Cowsarse is a bitch. Big up Big Phil. Lots of slags and sluts with a mix of players. The school is located in Chav Town
Hailsham Community College is so crap and it stinks like pumtang
by Lovemedaddy April 26, 2019
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Wilkes Early College

This school is full of a bunch of teenagers who either try too hard or know how to cheat. Most of us were accepted by pure luck. A lot is expected out of us so we’re here basically killing ourselves just trying to pass. Everyone thinks we’re smart while we’re really not. We’re all sad and struggling. This may or may not be a call for help.
Someone: Wow you go to Wilkes Early College? You’re probably SOO smart!
by caprisunbois September 11, 2019
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