Useless, selfish person. Particularly someone who takes advantage of others and leeches off of them.
Our one roomate is a total chode. All he ever does is eat everyone's food and he hasn't paid in for the heat bill in 3 months.
by Ned23 February 18, 2008

by AnTwat December 10, 2003

Similar to a high five, except instead of slapping hands together you slap chodes. This requires two males.
Chode fiving while both parties are in the nude displays a much greater level of friendship and respect.
Chode fiving while both parties are in the nude displays a much greater level of friendship and respect.
Aaron: Yo, Josh. I just got a phone number from some smoking hot chick.
Josh: Sweet! Come over here and give me a chode five.
Josh: Sweet! Come over here and give me a chode five.
by hivoltage June 13, 2008

When you have a dick that is big enough to be, but small enough as well, a chode. Basically the perfect chode. Very few people have them, some are xxxtentacion, Micheal Jackson, Enzo Ferrari, Pepe, and, of course, Stan Lee.
by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺 丂卩卂匚乇 匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ April 25, 2019

A cock-gobbler or load-guzzler depending on the the kind of ho.
by Ilene October 23, 2003

I'm going to put my little brother Aidan sideways in your asshole so you're taking a baby chode you fuck
by sheepmeister April 24, 2015

When someone who works at Domino’s has a small penis and walks around the store doing nothing. Phrase coined by Bella S.
by FuckBum August 31, 2019
