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Chode

Useless, selfish person. Particularly someone who takes advantage of others and leeches off of them.
Our one roomate is a total chode. All he ever does is eat everyone's food and he hasn't paid in for the heat bill in 3 months.
by Ned23 February 18, 2008
mugGet the Chodemug.

chode

a ugly guy wit a hott gurl, or an ugly gurl wit a good lookin guy
by AnTwat December 10, 2003
mugGet the chodemug.

chode five

Similar to a high five, except instead of slapping hands together you slap chodes. This requires two males.

Chode fiving while both parties are in the nude displays a much greater level of friendship and respect.
Aaron: Yo, Josh. I just got a phone number from some smoking hot chick.

Josh: Sweet! Come over here and give me a chode five.
by hivoltage June 13, 2008
mugGet the chode fivemug.

sicko chode

When you have a dick that is big enough to be, but small enough as well, a chode. Basically the perfect chode. Very few people have them, some are xxxtentacion, Micheal Jackson, Enzo Ferrari, Pepe, and, of course, Stan Lee.
"Young flame he a sicko chode"
mugGet the sicko chodemug.

chode-hog

A cock-gobbler or load-guzzler depending on the the kind of ho.
Ilene is a rare and unusual chode-hog, only found "living" in loft apartments.
by Ilene October 23, 2003
mugGet the chode-hogmug.

Baby chode

Most people would think this refers to a tiny chode but no it is in fact a sideways baby
I'm going to put my little brother Aidan sideways in your asshole so you're taking a baby chode you fuck
by sheepmeister April 24, 2015
mugGet the Baby chodemug.

Choding Around

When someone who works at Domino’s has a small penis and walks around the store doing nothing. Phrase coined by Bella S.
Look at Ian choding around, what a dyke.
by FuckBum August 31, 2019
mugGet the Choding Aroundmug.

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