The Cheez-it

After eating a cheesy substance, a girl is fingered. Therefore her vagina is infested with cheese.

Oh, man, Marni got the cheez-it last night.

by P_Rick December 8, 2007

cheeky monkey

When your able to see a woman's buttcheeks while looking at her pelvic area from the front while she is kneeling in front of you with her legs apart.

As he was laying in the bed, she stood on her knees naked and he said , "I can see your cheeky monkey".

by dwaine hammon April 27, 2014

cheeky monkey

A rather raunchy fellow with enlarged lips and nose. Can be found "cheekin-around" in every environment except the nothern zombie pig region. Their favorite number is 7.3.

enlarged cheeky raunchy lojydice cheeky monkey

by carathercheekyfellow November 13, 2011

cheesy mcelroy

In general, the cheesy mcelroy is a sex act in which you dump a plate of warm cheese fries on your partner when they aren't expecting it. The cheese fries may be from anywhere, and what you do after (eat them or throw them out) doesn't matter. However, the surprise is necessary, otherwise it's just weird.

Variants:

cheesier mcelroy (same as the cheesy mcelroy except with more cheese)
cheesiest mcelroy (at this point you're just dumping queso dip on your partner)
hard cheesy mcelroy (basically you throw them as hard as you can at your partner)

WARNING: PLEASE INSURE THAT THE CHEESE IS NOT TOO HOT! IT CAN CAUSE BURNS!! DO NOT USE HOT CHEESE!

So he was really going at it and the all of the sudden he up and does a cheesy mcelroy! I didn't even know he had the cheese fries!

by Cheesy MacCheese November 15, 2009

Cheesy Mic

When a man sticks 2 alkaseltzer up a mans ass, shoots his load in his ass and sucks the discharge out with a crazy straw.

Need a snack, try a cheesy mic

by pkirk55 June 18, 2011

cheesy baps

Stemming from the phrase, jeesy peeps, to mean OMG, or to convey shock.
A phrase that gained popularity in "The Team" of Dollar, Scotland, due to its birth from a member of "The Team", while trying to convey shock at the level of difficulty of an x-box live game.

Cheesy baps, this game is so difficult.

by ELTeam April 30, 2008

Monterey Jack Cheez-It®

The nastiest flavor of Cheez-It® you could ever find. If you like these, you have issues. I'd rather shove knives in my throat than eat those. DO NOT EAT THIS FLAVOR. You will probably throw up immediately because of how disgusting it is. And for those who like this flavor, YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH YOUR TASTE BUDS.

"I love Cheez-Its! What flavor are those?" "Monterey Jack Cheez-It®.." "I'd rather swallow nails, nevermind."

by NoodlesBabe August 9, 2012