California Bag Lunch

Eating a large amount of Bush’s beans and vomiting into a gaped butthole and sealing the butthole with plastic wrap.

Father: Son, your mother and I met over a craigslist ad of her asking for someone to give her a California Bag Lunch.

by DarthLesbian May 14, 2019

California Toothbrush

See penis.

Dude 1: "Man, your breath smells weird, dude."
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I've been brushing my teeth with a California Toothbrush."
Dude 1: "Whats a California Toothbrush?"
Dude 2: *unzips pants*

by Jvk1166z June 29, 2019

Caligulastocracy

A government run by a narcissistic sociopath that gleefully abuses children, women and vulnerable people. Surrounded by sycophants and enablers, they commit unthinkable atrocities.

Keeping innocent children separated from their families locked in cages without adequate provisions is what can occur in a Caligulastocracy.

by Bryce Morganthau July 13, 2019

California Cauliflower

Bushy pubic hair with dried semen on it

I didn't shower after we had sex, so now my pubes look like California cauliflower

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Californingus

When a person is living in California and their body’s physiology becomes accustomed to the Temperature of 80°F or higher.

You may become aware of this phenomenon when the temperatures start dropping. Even the sudden change to 79°F may actually begin to drastically feel like freezing temperatures of 32°F.

The normal time period of the acclimation to take place for outsiders who have moved to California is about a month.

Human 1: The weather app said It’s only 75°F but I’ve been bundled up in my bed all day, freezing cold. Am I okay?

Human 2: You’re okay, it’s just californingus. It happens to all of us here.

Human 1: Glad to know I’m not a weenie. Californingus is so real.

by Californingus October 29, 2019

California Wildfire

When a guy does the helicopter with his penis and cum comes out

I did a California Wildfire all over my girlfriend last night, more fun than a regular cum shower

by eggsnbacon November 15, 2019

California Therapy

Putting local trouble makers & / or the mentally ill on a one-way bus trip to California (particularly Los Angeles), often with the warning of 'don't come back!' Said 'therapy' recipients often wind up homeless, often upon arrival.

They're here via California Therapy.

by N81Der November 18, 2019