Hym "And that'll map right on to the school shootings as well. Making you cry doesn't mean I shouldn't have done this. 'We're stopping crime!' They say. 'But in the future!' But the National Guard was there to stop the future crime... But then the crime you were trying to prevent happened.... In the present. It's almost like they are bad at doing future crime. It's almost like the only way to stop that was to like, care about that guys plight BEFORE the murder... And then do something about THAT... BEFORE he decides to resort to murder... Cus... Just having the armed guys there... I mean, what did you think was going to happen there? You were using the national guard as human scarecrows and then A GUY (who is not a bird. Not an animal)... Walked up and shot them because that guy is a guy and not an animal and, therefore, would know that you can't do anything to stop him until AFTER you can PHYSICALLY SEE him doing something and ONLY IF you can react fast enough to do anything about it AND you need the PHYSICAL CAPABILITY TO DO SO. Which they did not. Like, catch them retroactively and do something about the impetus behind the actual thing (maybe in a not fucking dystopian mind-rapey way). Like he's supposed to see them and be like 'Oh shit there's a scarecrows there. Better not eat any corn.' And then just NOT DO THE CRIME he wanted to do because *insert specific thing* Child solider used up and discarded. And when they talk about it they are speaking in tongues."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2025
Get the Making you cry mug.A sadistic battle of emotional attrition played exclusively on the second day of a bender among a tight-knit group of friends. Relying on the scientifically unproven fact that 'gin makes you emotional,' participants must drink nothing but gin while suffering from crippling hangxiety. The goal is to verbally dismantle your mates until they weep. The winner is the last person left with dry eyes
Brighty crumbled. He talked a big game, but as we already knew, he’s such a faggot. Three drinks in and he was already ringing his mum, sobbing that he 'just needed to hear her voice.' The second she realised he was playing gin til you cry, she told him to pull it together and hung up on him
by Gtown1567 December 13, 2025
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by DxstyLuvs December 29, 2025
Get the Cry-ability mug.No. I'm not Jordan Peterson and the last time I cried it precipitated in direct proportion to the intensity of my crying to (the point of hail), in the middle of spring, on a sunny day, and it stopped when I was done. I was reciting a poem I wrote about murdering God and was brought to tears by my own brilliance.
Hym "And I'm not being hyperbolic or lying. So no I'm not going to cry about it more. It just snowed and I have to walk to work tomorrow because I don't get paid to be an incest freak. I'm also not Jordan Peterson and, therefore, don't blubber about things rather than doing the right thing."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2025
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